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Danny Boyle: A Song For Oscar
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Danny Boyle's opening ceremony for the olympic games was a huge success. What a pity there is no gold medal awarded for the most spectaculr waste of money. Danny would be sure to ascend the podium.

 

 

Oh Danny Boyle you won the effing Oscar
with your low – budget Slumdog Millionare.
You beat Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
You beat them all and never brushed your hair.

Now come ye back and make a British movie
and show the world just how well we can do
with top class scripts and high quality actors.
Big budget blockbusters are just a pile of poo.


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Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on February 23, 2009
very nice!!


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