The Wind Blew

The wind blew and the dust flew

And in walked Lew

He looked straight at you

Saying, “How do you do?”

My name is Lew

I have a sister, her name is Sue.

What is her problem?  I’ll give you a clue.

She is bored out of her mind because she has nothing to do.

She sits all day in a constant stew

Over the fact that she is feeling downright blue.

I would have helped but if only of her depression I knew.

I said to her, “do not let your anger brew.”

She said to me angrily, “You’re part of a motley crew.

I answered, “A motley crew?

 I am one of a few.”

Now stop complaining and put some coffee on to brew.

Said Sue, “If you want coffee you make your own anew.”

Said I, “Do I have to make some for you, too?”

Then she began to cry, oh boohoo!