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There's a cereal killer on the loose. His neck is humping like a goose. Caught in perpetual flight. Seeking cereal through the night. Like a champion on a Wheaties box. He doesn't want bagels. He doesn't want lox. He wants something that will give him new Life. To carve a new Total on his knife. He doesn't want green eggs and ham. He wants Fruit Loops more than jam. The Breakfast of Champions is visual arts. His insidious craving is like Pop Tarts. Puffed, popped, shredded, and diced, Covered with strawberries, nicely sliced. Smothered in peaches and floating on cream, The cereal killer faces his dream. Dispatching the cupboard with verve and ease. The cereal killer feeds his disease. "I feel like a tiger!" He screams as he wakes. "Has anyone seen my Frosty Flakes!" Copyright 2002 � Ronald W. Hull 3/24/02
... Thought I'd add something lighter.
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Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on October 26, 2011

I like this kind of "whimsy" fun every now and then as you know, Ron. Thanks for sharing. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Michael Guy

Reviewed on September 19, 2007

Your a nut! Stalking cereal through the night and on into morning. (it's the milk that'll kill ya though!)

Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook (Reader)

Reviewed on September 8, 2002

Oh! I HAVE to quit reading poems about Food! My tummy's growling now! Glad you suggested this one...good rhyme and meter...& such Fun! Thanks for comments on "Guy's Chips". Think I'll scrounge around for some cereal. Keep writing!

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

Reviewed on September 1, 2002

Don't you like green eggs and ham? Eat them, eat them if you can.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on May 8, 2002

Hummm. You wrote this about my husband, didn't you? He cannot live without his cereal in the morning. Cute piece. Great read to begin the morning. ~E

Reviewed by Sharron Tyrrell

Reviewed on April 11, 2002

I love it pass the raisin bran crunch please

Reviewed by Masarat Daud (Reader)

Reviewed on March 28, 2002

lolllll... :)
I am the Killer of Chocolate-flavored ones.. :P

Reviewed by Caldwell Phillips (Reader)

Reviewed on March 26, 2002

LOL this wasn't the ending that we expected. Spendid!!!

Janet & Alan

Reviewed by Silvia (Reader)

Reviewed on March 24, 2002

Hahahaha!Cool!

Silvia

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)

Reviewed on March 24, 2002

Thanks! I needed that! It was ggggrrreat!!

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