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Nozzle Guzzling
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With gas prices the way they are, have to give up chasing women...


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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 22, 2005
Delightful offering, Ron. Thank you. I'm with you on this. Love and peace.

Regis

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 20, 2005
Ha! Ron, your infectious rhyming cuplets have caused me giggling (which takes very little, I'm afraid) BUT... with tongue firmly planted in cheed and with all cylinders working, this is a romp worth taking more than once...soooooo... I read it twice and I'm keeping it.

No doubt, when gas prices go back to 30 cents a gal. this will be a hilarious "look back"... (is she kidding? sigh) Great stuff! katy xox

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on August 18, 2005
Hahaha! I'm enjoyed this poem's flavor very much, sir! Well done!

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on August 17, 2005
Very clever, Ron. I have found ways to stay close to home and still get everything I need. I walk more, which is good, and I shop in my neighborhood from the independent owners. It is much more fun to chat with them than it is with the cashier at Wal-Mart, anyway. I stopped driving to Starbucks for coffee every morning and the money I save by making my coffee at home, more than covers the increased cost of gasoline, not to mention lets me sleep an extra half hour in the morning.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on August 16, 2005
yep, at $3 a gallon it's time to maintain other self pleasures ;)

cool poem, Ron ...

Reviewed by G M (Reader)
Reviewed on August 15, 2005
Very nice job. Thanks for the smile. MG

Reviewed on August 15, 2005
Ah Ron, so very true! Love the car!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on August 15, 2005
Ron, every time I fill up my car I cringe! All this nonsense about refineries having problems and the fact that a barrel of oil is up over 60 bucks a barrel is absolutely ridiculous! Excellent poetry and the pictures are really cool. I loved the “yellow school bus.” First my memories automatically fly back into the 70’s during the nasty oil embargo when I worked at three gas stations, but I never once had to worry about the fuel shortage. My family had seven cars, and between the three service stations that I worked at, we never truly felt the crunch ‘caused by the embargo unless we were far from home. As for that yellow school bus, it reminded me of my deceased brother who always wanted to build one and roam the countryside chasing women … lol. I’m sure had he lived, we would have finally built one, but he would have made the journey alone, I was married. Thanks for sharing the write. Take good care and be well.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 14, 2005
Too fill up my Jeep,
Sure as hell aint cheap,
Forty to fill her up,
Better to ride on the back of my pup...Ed


Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on August 14, 2005
The ride of your dreams... lol! Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 14, 2005
Ron I want one! pretty please!;-) Great write, now your chasing!;-)

Eileen

Reviewed on August 14, 2005
Love that car! and love your writing!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by June Thompson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 14, 2005
great write!


Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 14, 2005
Whahaha you never told me you were running on gas too bad boy!!

I thought you had super powers of your own....hehheehehe

But I love the new car...can sit so much closerrrrer to you like that!!

Love Tinka the wiked One!!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 14, 2005
Very unique write!


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