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Pet Peeve
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Just some foolishness for All Fools Day - Illustration later.


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Have you ever seen or heard your pet peeve?
I'm sure it's disgusting like when you relieve.

Do you remember that hero, Steve Reeves?
Just thinking about him gives me the heaves.

Do you remember that folk singer, Burl Ives?
Just thinking about him gives me the hives.

I'll bet you've never pet a peeve.
Try it and be left with the empty sleeve.

Blood pumping from the stumpy leave,
all that's left is a bloody bereave.

So, remember, don't pet your pet if it's peeved.

Copyright 2006 © Ronald W. Hull

4/1/06

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 Reviews of "Pet Peeve"
Reviewed by Suzie Palmer
Reviewed on April 12, 2006
"...don't pet your pet if it's peeved"
Yes, yes ... well said dear Ron!!
Love, Suzie :-D

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 2, 2006
okay thanks for the tip=off!!

:)

Love Tinka

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on April 1, 2006
This is quite witty, Ron, you made me chuckle, no foolin'.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 1, 2006
Now you have me wondering!!! This is a humerous piece, but it could also be one of your pet peeves;-)I'm clueless;-), but I have a high fever so who knows!

Eileen

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on April 1, 2006
Ron
My pet peeve is cold weather...brrrrr
Peter

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 1, 2006
Rufuz is right now peeved,
Twas sunny and warm,
Now it is raining & wet are the leaves,
I will though take your advice,
And leave him alone till the rain leaves thinking twice,
Letting him again become his usual self, the one that is nice...Ed

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on April 1, 2006
tee tee hee hee heee..


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