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Before you get all mushy, I have not been suspended. It is just a quote that I've seen a lot lately.

Iraq My Brain Iraq my brain for a solution. As Iran all the way home. Support the troops in Afghan stand, or pray to the Pope for them to Rome? Shot down every which way but loose. Seeking the golden egg, I get the goose. For anarchy on AD, I raise my cup. So sweet saccharin from which to sup. Korea, Korea. Why you do me this way? North of the 38th parallel, I must stay. Castro oil my bod and Venezuela away. Peru my Ecuador, Panama my Uruguay. Ural down on Russia, Siberia it to your friend. If you knew beer from vodka, your Cossack you would lend. Kenya lend a lion to Libya? China light on panda Mozambique? Are there real Indians in India? Sicily a Malta to a Pizza freak? Iraq my brain for answers. As Iran all my patrons home. Firmly in my Anchorage, I might as well be in Nome. Copyright 2007 � Ronald W. Hull 3/17/07
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Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on March 19, 2007

Gosh Ron ...

You floored me on this entirely clever write. A lot of thought went into this. What a fantastically unique mind you have. Well done!

Light and Wisdom ...

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on March 19, 2007

LOL, Ron,

I wouldn't mind being in Nome.........sigh.

A thought provoker with a twist: clever, clever you! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on March 18, 2007

clever, Ron, very clever ...

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on March 18, 2007

This one is fun with deep undertones of serious thought that has all that read it thinking...enjoyed, Ed

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on March 18, 2007

A clever play on names Ron and a brilliant poem
with much to anguish over! No real solutions...

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on March 18, 2007

I think the US should stay out
of all these countries.
Excellent write Ron...

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on March 18, 2007

You are so clever, Ron, this is fantastic!!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 18, 2007

I swear I have read this one before a few years back...????

Some of it at lesat!!

Interesting write anyways!!

love tinka

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on March 18, 2007

Interesting write

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on March 18, 2007

This is awesome. I too have "Iraqnaphobia". You are one heck of a wordsmith Ron. I'm happy you're my friend cause your wit can sure call
it like it is! If you were a woman you'd be Julia Sugarbaker ( Designing Women), for sure. Gotta love a poem like this. It goes beyond what poets do.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Lynn Barry

Reviewed on March 18, 2007

You are brilliant! HUGS

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