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Vignette
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My apologies for slicing up A Vignette from New Zealand…

Inspired by my fellow AD authors, a little bit of tongue-in-cheek nonsense


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Vignette

I sliced up a little vignette,
served it with a nice vinaigrette.
I must say, it was tasty.

Blowing baritone from a barrette,
it turned into a pirouette.
Sexy, but a bit pasty.

I beat this dead mule for days,
but he just lay there.
No more brays...

Worked and reworked the manuscript,
but the editing was so bad,
I got no praise.

Decided to commit sewer pipe,
but couldn't find my keys.

Put a cell phone to my ear,
and accomplished it with ease.

While I'm shooting the breeze,
how about a little bullshit,
while this thought I seize?

The day in perfect harmony,
spinning this twisted homily,
no one to appease.

Time to drop out, tune in,
and float downstream,
to contemplate my knees.

Copyright 2008 © Ronald W. Hull

5/31/08

 

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 Reviews of "Vignette"
Reviewed by Janet Caldwell
Reviewed on June 22, 2008
Ohhhh, love the undertones in this. Great play on words.

Janet xoxoxo

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on June 2, 2008
add a little vinegar and olive oil and this poem is actually quite tasty ...

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on June 2, 2008
What a wit ... and a great title; haven't heard that one before. Is that called being softly sardonic?

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on June 1, 2008
Ah, what a tasty vignette. Seasoned with all of that vinaigrette. A good choice, I have no regrets. This is a piece of work I was instantly comfortable with Ron. Thanks. God bless. JMW

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on June 1, 2008
...pieces you pen...life you slice...bread and vinaigrette...communion for the soul.
great write Ron...
John

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 1, 2008
Spoken like a true author,such drama! Get a grip it's only words;-)ET

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 1, 2008
Rufuz wants to be a part or parcel of this, but instead he feels rejected...maybe cooked that dead mule would be better...me & he

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on June 1, 2008
When you'rea'slice'n up a dead mule he's worse on the inside and you just expose the maggots then.
Love and a huge smile,
Susan


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