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8-8-08
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Some people like to trust their fate to numerology. I think it's kinda' funny.

8-8-08

Celebrate! It’s 8-8-08!
Isn’t it great, great, so great,
that the Olympics chose 8-8-08,
to open the games in China?

And so we stayed up late,
too, too, way too late.
slipped over into 8-9-08,
by then it didn’t matter.

And then we ate,
ate, ate, and oh we ate.
Can you spell, “sate.”
Fell into a deep stupor.

Arrived at heaven’s gate,
sawed, sawed, and sawed that grate.
Woke up in a sweaty state,
wondering what is fate.

So set the clock and set the date,
thirteen months from now.
Will be fine at 9-9-09,
at least that’s the line.

Plan to celebrate again in 9-9-09,
nine, nine, oh nine is mine.
Eat, drink, and stay up too late.
Will have C4 in bed this time.

Boom!

Copyright 2008 © Ronald W. Hull

8/9/08



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 Reviews of "8-8-08"
Reviewed by Stephen Pollard
Reviewed on March 28, 2020
People were saying about those same things way back on 7-7-77....

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on August 13, 2008
Great writing as always sweet man..take care ok...HUgsss

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
Good points, Ron. Thank you for sharing you wit and humor. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
and I thought there was something special about 7-7-07!! Well am I disappointed. I'm glad I forgot about 8-8-08.
I never thought about next year until your poem...ummm... 12/12/12 is gonna be scary!

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
Lots of celebrating opportunities without waiting for the numbers to line up. Good write, Ron.
Best regards,
Leland

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
--hah! --its great, your poem regarding 08/08/08 -- numerology, oh well -- do not wait until 09/09/09 to celebrate and sate - do it next weekend, already! -- C4, whoa! -- that's too serious for me -- say kaboom, Ron -- God bless --JMW

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
However you count, add, or sum it up, your poem counts;-)...ET

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
That will make some wild fireworks...if you are going to set it off while in bed with you, let me know, I would pay to see you launched into space...;-) ed

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
I did the ate-ate-ate thing on Friday too, Ron. I had a house guest from Cincinnati and there just never seems to be enough time for visitors to eat all of the great Southwestern food that they have been craving. So we ate and we ate and we ate until our lips and tongues were singed from green chile and our stomachs s-ate-ed, at least for an hour or so. Very cute offering, Ron, brought a smile to my face.

Take care,

Sherry

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
Oh goodie, can't wait for 10-10-010
I'll wonder where time had been..
Good one Ron
Ron A.

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on August 10, 2008
Splendid humor! Loved it! Thanks Ron.


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