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Resurrection Reversed
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Time for something funny... Death warmed over, deja vu.


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Resurrection Reversed

I died.
They buried me.

Bugs crawled over my casket,
looking for a way to test it.

Eventually slugs eroded a way in,
water followed without a fin.

The air in my casket was stale,
smelling faintly of ale, my last drink.

A perfect incubator for bacteria,
a cafeteria of human waste.

The little devils flew into hysteria.
Once they got a taste.

My body turned to yeast,
Bloating never ceased.

Foul gas was released,
that could not break out.

Eventually, it blew the top,
of my casket off, raising a bump.

Eons flew by like the leaves in the wind,
they came, found the bump, and looked in.

Suddenly, I saw a bright light.
Hadn't seen something like that,
for a long, dark night.

They were so ugly I had to laugh.
I laughed so hard I burst my heart.

I died.
They buried me.

Copyright 2008 © Ronald W. Hull

9/27/08


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 Reviews of "Resurrection Reversed"
Reviewed on March 22, 2018
"Resurrection Reversed" paints a dead-live-dieing-living-dead process with hues of science and wisdom.

I like this composition for its contents, message; and for its energy that creates visions... "Resurrection Reversed" made its way to magnificence.

Much gratitude to the author.

Viva the Poet!

In reverent appreciation,

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on October 5, 2008
should've saved this one for halloween; but then you probably have another one from your macabre sense of humor, up your sleeve.

Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on October 1, 2008
lolol, enjoyed this, that ppicture, is that the Crypt Keeper?

Reviewed by Ofira Sephiroth (Reader)
Reviewed on October 1, 2008
Well written, love the lines "A perfect incubator for bacteria,
a cafeteria of human waste."

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
this is Big Ron creativity -- chilling, yukie and laced with Draconian humor, or is that Draconian morbidity -- you tested the limits of humor with this one Ron -- peace and another ale or three big guy -- JMW

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Oh my,YUKIEEEEEEEEEE....but very well written sweet man....oh my....Hugssssssssss,much love too you

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
Very strange sense of humor, but well written piece...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
Ron, I had to squirm as I read this and almost didn't make it;-) YUK!!! but a very good poem,for the topic...yuk again;-) ...ET

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
Weird sense of humor, Ron...so you burst your heart and died an old fart...;-) ed /I like the picture though alot\

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
Wow. Some sense of humor, Ron. I appreciate it though. Love and peace to you,

Regis


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