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Star-Speckled Bonanor
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Banana by Nature

Still in a Yellow Submarine mood...


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We rode our Star-Speckled Bonanor,
into the [sic] outer space.
Looking for flying saucers everywhere,
but couldn't find a ufoin’ trace.

We rode the Milky Way a while,
and churned it into cheese.
We skirted the black hole at the center
and slipped on its elastic ease.

So off we flew to Andromeda,
hoping for a human face.
Lots of creatures large and small,
but not from the chosen race.

Our next stop was Orion,
what a gosh-awful place.
So far from nowhere,
our only thought was--erase.

We stopped stopping altogether,
and joined in human embrace.
A soap opera of colossal proportions,
where winning was only in the chase.

And never again found happiness,
or the center of the universe.
But poured out poetry piteously,
in rhymed and unrhymed verse.

Copyright 2009 © Ronald W. Hull

7/4/09


  

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 Reviews of "Star-Speckled Bonanor"
Reviewed by ~ H (Reader)
Reviewed on July 11, 2009
This is too good. Holly

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on July 6, 2009
may not have found the center of the universe but sure know the circumference of poetic whim ...

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 6, 2009
Delightfully clever and thought-inciting, Ron. Thank you for sharing. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on July 6, 2009
I enjoy reading this poem,take care

EDWIN

Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on July 5, 2009
Funny but it makes sense in a lot of ways... what else can we do faced with such existential madness of an expanding universe but to: "pour(ed) out poetry piteously,
in rhymed and unrhymed verse."
...your poetry may be bananas but it sure ain't plain...nice ride.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on July 5, 2009
Ahh you are so clever, Ron. I love this one, though I stand with Eddie M on the smoking thing.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on July 5, 2009
Lol... cute.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 5, 2009
I really want what you're smoking...e

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on July 5, 2009
great humor for the Fourth of July weekend Ron -- does this make you the "top banana" in outer space? -- or still just the greatest poet in outer space? -- I needed a lift like your poem provided for me my friend -- thanks and have a great upcoming week -- peace and love -- Jon Michael

Reviewed on July 5, 2009
Well, at least something good came out of the search. Very good tongue-in-cheek humor.


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