My apologies to all my friends lost to fantasy and cats. May you get the hair balls of your dreams.
I breathe the Angel's air,
for she is fair and far away,
like the fairy tale I weave,
for her flaxen locks I grieve.
Locked away in a faraway castle,
her hair grown long like a tassel.
A figment of an imaginary time,
pieced together for this rhyme.
I'm not much for slaying dragons,
what an ugly, improbable beast.
Like making bread with sardines,
it's all ingredient and the yeast.
I do like castle's dining halls,
a table overflowing with wild meat.
Before I slay the dragon in me,
I must have a little debauchery feast.
There will be mead, wine and ale,
for if I am to fight an imaginary dragon,
I must fortify my will, and get high,
high enough to fly in the Angel's air.
So, off to the clouds I go,
to fight the beast, to and fro.
Of course I win the Angel fair,
fly off to her castle in her air.
Soon, I stroke her flaxen tassel,
in a faraway land high in the castle.
And then suddenly, I awake and choke,
it's only the cat's tail, that I stroke.
HAH! I love this one Ron. The dreams, yes the dreams are always the easy part. We are capable of vanquishing any foe, winning the hand of any maiden. But the cats tail? What are we supposed to do with reality? Have another ale! This is a blast. Thanks for the lines of levity my dear friend. May you ever know joy, peace and love. Jon Michael
"The hair balls of your dreams"?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You've become a Viking in your dreams
looking for drunken revelry, licentiousness
and a little mayhem - poor cat!
Good write
r
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Regis
Beautifully, beautifully done!!
Love every flaxen tassel! " making bread with sardines,
it's all ingredient and the yeast." !:)
What a fantastic tribute this is. You make us see and hear and
feel her.
M E-W O W !!
10 long, satisfied purrs,
xOx Phyllis xOx
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You've become a Viking in your dreams
looking for drunken revelry, licentiousness
and a little mayhem - poor cat!
Good write
r
Anna
well written tale, Ron ..