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3-D (Warning Erotic)
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Made my day...


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My world was flat,
but now it is round.

I think it's a Dolby,
I can hear the sound.

There's got to be something wrong,
with my eyes.

Because I got to wear glasses,
just to see their size.

Jumping jeepers Jupiter!
That went right past my nose.

Next thing you know,
they'll make me wear ladies' hose.

Now that's a sight that I’d like to see,
her trying on stockings in 3-D.

She can skip the panties,
for the scene.

And do a little triple X,
in between.

So when I can't find,
my real live blowup doll.

I can flip on my 3-D,
and do it in style.

Copyright 2010 © Ronald W. Hull

9/4/10

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 Reviews of "3-D (Warning Erotic)"
Reviewed by Charles Coker
Reviewed on January 26, 2014
I really liked this one...slightly erotic but funny too. I'll have to think of this one next time I drag out my blow up doll.

Reviewed by Layla Thomas
Reviewed on February 1, 2012
you look quite fine in your glasses i'm sure the new color of the lens in the 3-D will make it all the more exciting....for you i mean of course. ;-) such fun to see new sides of people... who'd know


Reviewed on September 13, 2010
Naughty, naughty and delightful.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 12, 2010
Clever and funny, Ron. Thank you for sharing your wit and humor. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on September 5, 2010
Giggle!!! This is very funny, Ronald!Thanks for the giggles!

Anna

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on September 4, 2010
Are the glasses really necessary Ron? May peace love and joy be with you my friend. Jon Michael

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on September 4, 2010
;) Ronald, Ronald, Ronald. ;)

This is g r e a t, man. Rarely see light verse this good.
FUNNY !!

Long and short and round of it is, I LOVE IT.

xxx L xxx O xxx L xxx

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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