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Thought I’d get ahead of the Halloween crowd so the little urchins will have something to think about. ;-)

Holler when the weenie is done. Are we having any fun? Digging up old loans, from bankruptcy clones. Turning over rotting flesh, polling for the new and fresh. Providing digging jobs, for those not digging jobs. Slimy snakes in a squeeze, trying to do what they please. YouTube showing all, are you ready for your fall? Down in Sleepy Holler, where the zombies only foller. Vampires are sucking blood, you can bank on it, Bud. Get your retreads out of bars, have them dancing with the stars. They shoot horses don't they? Just head for Vegas and play. Lying in the grave of sorts, watching daily stock reports. I thought I saw a ghost, at the local IRA roast. When your weenie is almost roasted, Holler so that I can properly toast it. Copyright 2010 © Ronald W. Hull 10/16/10

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Reviewed by Jon Willey

Reviewed on November 2, 2010

The stock reports! Now there is a real horror story in itself Ron. This is another very entertaining poem. You keep the reader on his toes with a fast pace and humor throughout. Love and peace to you my dear friend. Jon Michael

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on October 22, 2010

Thanks for sharing your wit and humor, Ron; apt and timely write this is. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on October 19, 2010

I quit looking at the daily stock reports cause my weenie was always roasted and my 401k toasted red by those vampires on wall street. Patrick

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