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Turkey
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Cartoon © Mike Peters

This one is for all you turkeys out there... gobble gobble... follow follow.

I'll be eating four of you this year one slice at a time... Yum Yum


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 Turkey


Your time is here,
again, old friend.
Four more, this time,
until the end.

I am glad you are not,
our country's symbol.
For you are not beautiful,
nor are you nimble.

At least in your present,
bleached, bloated state.
No longer wild, wary,
and full of hate.

When you were in lust,
a harem to mate.
Taking on all comers,
with a leer and a gait.

You flew off the handle,
of many a branch.
Your territory was vast,
you bought the ranch.

But those days are gone,
except for a few.
Still a picture postcard,
when come into view.

You come to the table,
all hormones and fat.
Whether baked or fried,
it has come to that.

Stuffed to the gills,
one day of the year.
Just a launching pad,
for a day of good cheer.

As for me, I have found,
that pound for pound,
there is no sweeter treat,
than eating you… year-round.

Copyright 2011 © Ronald W. Hull

11/24/11

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 Reviews of "Turkey"
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on November 29, 2011
Super!!!
They are marvelous creatures. When I eat meat, I prefer the taste of chicken, though!
Happy Belated Thanksgiving ~

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on November 28, 2011
Find ode to the turkey, Ronald! I'm vegetarian myself...it's tofurkey for me...giggle!

Anna

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on November 27, 2011
WELL DONE AND ENJOYED. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH..JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on November 27, 2011
Good one Ron. I too eat turkey frequently during the rest of the year. Turkey, ham, chicken.... Turkey, ham chicken.... See, I do try to treat them all equal.

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on November 27, 2011
what a turkey!...the wild ones really are quite clever and agile, even with that trotting gate...on the table a delicious treat a fitting feast...you know your turkeys Ron...love the touch of your special brand of humor here my dear friend...I bid you joy, love and peace...Jon Michael

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on November 26, 2011
a very original turkey roast ...

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on November 26, 2011
Cleverly written, Ron, with dry humour
and i sense a wistfulness and respect throughout.

John

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 26, 2011
...those leftovers are my meal for the next week...I hate to throw any of it away...if I could eat the bones I would them too..e

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 26, 2011
Cleverly created; apt, timely, and humorous; thank you, Ron. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Clarence Prince
Reviewed on November 26, 2011
Shame for the 'Turkey', but a turkey's life is just a turkey's life; it's a creature which won't celebrate at Christmas. Yet, without a turkey Christmas won't be the same. Merry Christmas, Ronald!

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on November 26, 2011
I too must confess. I brown bag it most days, usually with turkey & swiss on whole wheat. Patrick


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