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Unemployment (Satire)
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 Unemployment (Satire) 

All the president's horses,
and all the congressmen.

Couldn't solve unemployment,
fighting like a territorial hen.

It seems the jobs had left,
flown off in great flocks.

To faraway places like China,
and other communist blocks.

Pumping money didn't work,
too many leaks in the pipe.
.
Rich entitled stonewalled,
claiming free market hype,

After all, for progress,
the creme must rise to the top.

Must have genetically, 
engineered that cow,
for creme is all we've got.

There was a simple solution,
two guys in Ohio found.

Place an ad in Craigslist,
and applicants will abound.

After a careful screening,
select the ones to cull.

Show them around the woods,
and turn their vote to null.

The result, was quite profound,
for all the poor unemployed to see.

Unemployment dropped considerably,
this month, to politicians' glee.

Copyright © Ronald W. Hull

12/2/11

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Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on February 11, 2012
Ron: Just as soon as I stop laughing, I'll give you my impression of this witty romp thru the halls of Congress and elsewhere.

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on December 9, 2011
Ron's way, that is how I refer to your marvelous sense of humor -- a good subject as the world's economic picture is as bright as a bat cave -- I bid you joy, love and peace my dear friend -- Jon Michael

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 6, 2011
I love your satirical humor, Ron. Thank you for sharing this apt and timely write. Love and peace to you.



Regis

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on December 5, 2011
Brilliant Ron! You deftly snare this with such entertaining style :)

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on December 5, 2011
... I'm either dreadfully ignorant (probably!) or out of the loop with Craigslist, but this is brilliant wit anyway:

After all, for progress,
the creme must rise to the top.

Must have genetically,
engineered that cow,
for creme is all we've got.

... So much for globalisation and our shrinking economic world, bringing capitalism to nought and expanding the commerce of communism! Such poetic irony and justice here somehow! xx

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on December 4, 2011
The fix is in. It's like the old joke about the accountant, "what number do you want?" But this ain't no joke. Patrick

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 4, 2011
Wish my employment situation would brighten considerably, but at least I AM working, better than not doing so at all...like this darkish humor, Ron...e

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on December 4, 2011
nail on the head, Ron,
perfect aim.

John

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 3, 2011
on the money black humor ...

Reviewed by Donna Chandler
Reviewed on December 3, 2011
Good 'job'!

Donna


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