AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Karin Adams, iMORGAN ST. JAMES, iMr. Ed, iRachel Glasgow, i Armand, iLaura Cavanaugh, iAntoinette Kopperfield, iWilliam Manchee, iLinda Frank, iDarryl Jenkins, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Ronald W. Hull

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Success story
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· News
· Stories
· Messages
· 1,768 Titles
· 17,669 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Before 2003

Ronald W. Hull, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen!


Books by
Ronald W. Hull











See all Books
by Ronald W. Hull



Ideoblog
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
   Rated "PG" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook

Alfred E. Newman © Mad Magazine

Thanks Ed Phillips for the great idea to do an idiotic poem...

Guess I've just about offended everyone with this one... ;-)



Ideoblog


As I was ideologging down the Internet superhighway one day,
I happened upon an idiot who had just come out to pray.

I asked of the idiot, "Are you a little moron, today?"
He replied, "Yesterday, I was more off, but I tend to sway."

"Yesterday I was a bit more dumb, but I can hear okay.
Whenever I find the truth, I'm sure to look the other way."

"Stupid is as stupid does." Forrest Gump, declared.
To verify that truth, blog after blog has been aired.

But stupid continues to call the faithful to the cult of religion,
long after the fallacies unfounded, still ideologically driven.

"I'll fight for my country right or wrong." Sings the imbecile' s song,
and imbeciles grow like weeds, to preach their dogma long.

Nitwits hatch lobotomized lies to match their political season.
So that average Joe can come and go without having to reason.

I watched a retard re-tar the road, because it wasn't concrete.
He made a pass at his sister's ass and wasn't even discrete.

The feebleminded were reminded that they had a lot to lose.
After all their net worth was gone, the last to get the news.

So butthead sat on his brains, just to compress a thought,
what came out wasn't great art, but it sounded just like a fart.

I nitpicked a halfwit to see which way the wind blows,
he picked up a toothpick and stuck it up his nose...

... and so it goes.

Copyright 2012 © Ronald W. Hull

3/1/12

Want to review or comment on this poem?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "Ideoblog"
Reviewed on May 18, 2012
.......it goes on and on and on and on............for sure!!

Jane

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on March 11, 2012
Ronald ~ This is hilarious in compressing thoughts !!
well done :) Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on March 7, 2012
Perhaps our common stupidity is highlighted in these days of mass information because it reveals our lack of ability to properly sift through and analyse it to form our own independent "considered" opinion? Bloggs & Co and computer chips do our thinking for us while we go shop. I think there might come a day when I actually feel justified in not succumbing to the social networking scene... though probably I might just be left behind with the dinosaurs in the process...!! xx

Reviewed on March 7, 2012
I've no idea what lobotomized means in the language of the USA, here it means wolf. I guess the reason that the human race remains inherently stupid is that they still don't know what they are but still continue to believe they know what they are by being very good & bad at being helplessly self deceived. Btw, thanks for comment, I knew if was flawed as soon as i'd put it down but couldn't bring myself to tear it up, so I stuck in my AD a/c because I can't submit it for publication.

Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on March 5, 2012
Well for one who usually migrates to serious lyrical composing, this wa indeed a surprising joy to read. There's such an undertow with the work's subtext, disallowing this reader from merely taking in the surface wit, finding instead, the wordsmithing luring me from complacent relaxation into serious consideration of the wisdom oozing forth. Well done, Ron. Well done.

Reviewed by Axilea MU
Reviewed on March 5, 2012
Ferocious and funny. And what energy!

Axilea

Reviewed on March 4, 2012
RON ... WELL THOUGHT OUT & PRESENTED!

NEXT TIME, U MIGHT ALSO ... UN-BOLT A JILTED JOLTED DOLT ...

OR EVEN ... GIVE AN OATH TO A LOAFER OAF !!! WAS FUN ... TOM...

Reviewed by Laurel Lamperd
Reviewed on March 3, 2012
It's sad the lies and exaggerations we have from politicians and big business who are only after power and money. It makes one feel so cynical about our politicians and business leaders. Thanks for reading my poem.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 3, 2012
I think my brains just shook around in my head ...down the rabbit hole i go ;)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 3, 2012
Like them all, but especially this one which is so sadly true today:

Nitwits hatch lobotomized lies to match their political season,
So that average Joe can come and go, without having to reason.



Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on March 2, 2012
I salute with my toothpick
budd

Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Reviewed on March 2, 2012
Idoit raises their hand and asks what part do I play? It's a role we all play at some point in our lives. I hang my head, then look up with full miscief in my eyes laughing my head off :-) Thanks for the entertainment.

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on March 2, 2012
Lively and humorously cheeky. richard

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 2, 2012
You haven't offended me YET, but then again I am quite thick, keep on trying though, I'll let you know when or if u ever do...e

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on March 2, 2012
I'm in there somewhere. Maybe a lot of somewhere.


New Poetry by Ronald W. Hull
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
  2.  If I Could Be A Super Hero
  3.  Fried Chicken
  4.  An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
  5.  Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
  6.  Laughing As I Flee...
  7.  A Salt and Batter
  8.  Amazing Grapes
  9.  Newfangled Things
  10.  Milkman's letter
  11.  A Writer Named Ron
  12.  Ode to Spamophobia
  13.  The Last Second
  14.  Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
  15.  My First Heart Attack
  16.  Houston Greats
  17.  Atlanta Belle
  18.  Burst Forth
  19.  Flocking
  20.  Bad Boy
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part IV by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part IV is adult literature featuring adult content and language that satirizes thirteen famous short fiction works.  
Member BookAds

Blöd Ties by Ian Thorpe

Blod Ties - Fantasy, Romance. Romantasy? A bit of whimsy for the weekend. A naive British tourist John Gormley takes a holiday in the ancient, remote kingdom of Perarboria. He does not suspect that his holiday love affair with a local beauty is desti  
Member BookAds

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part II by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part II is adult literature featuring adult language and situations that satirizes thirteen famous novellas and short stories. It is Jay Dubya's sixteenth ebook.  
Member BookAds