Clueless (Satire)
Authors in general, and poets for sure,
are filled with bull shit, if not, manure.
So busy backslapping and insecure,
mistake some trash for poem of the year.
SHOUT with all caps, like they can't hear,
or forget punctuation; their writing is so clear.
Possessive is all it's [it is], and it's so nice,
but I would not own it, knowing its price.
Poets are good at counting their toes,
1's, twos, free's [as I be], I knows.
But history is not what they chose,
the 1800s, 1900s, and so it goes.
Forgetting history is everyone's sin,
let's forget it, so we can live it again.
I've written a book and now I'll get rich.
My book is not selling; to whom can I bitch?
My friends and my family tell me I'm great,
I've got bills to pay and my royalties are late.
Guess I'll die a pauper and after I'm gone,
I'll be famous as hell in the great beyond.
In the dreams of all wannabes like me’s,
a writer and poet whose stink lingers on.
Copyright 2012 © Ronald W. Hull
5/10/12
and prevent brain atrophy..lol..Since my Mom has Alzheimer's disease, and as a nurse, I know it is good to think, and then think often, write, or whatever it takes to be...Be a brain feeder...Thank you for the whole of your writing...
Sandy
Regis
I'm sure I'm the most clueless one here. Honest!
Love,
Christine
Erin Elizabeth Kelly-Moen
"Possessive is all it's [it is], and it's so nice,"
I tried to get Eileen, when she taught English in the public schools, to use this example for the it's / its conundrum..."It's the shits."
Perfectly intuitive. She refused. No appreciation of science. Patrick
Some of us cringe at grammatical errors and wrong spelling. In fact, I don't use the word misspelling because I'm not sure if it has 1 or 2 esses!
I have learned to overlook those things, although I sometimes send a message to the author to let them know of a typo, if it is an author who is usually more accurate.
When commenting, you can either examine the form and style, etc., or you can sense the emotion behind the poem and respond to the message.
I like a poem that touches my heart in some way.
Interesting criticisms you bring up, Ron, and written in an entertaining way!
Connie
God Bless You,
Deborah
I ONCE LEARNED THAT:
"IF A STUDENT DOESN'T LEARN, THEN THE TEACHER DIDN'T TEACH!
MIGHT APPLY TO WRITERS AND READERS ALSO?
Diana...
once written..for one's own interpretation..
perhaps to get what is needed out of it from
your reader being the perception of a mission
accomplished in that light for satisfaction!!!
Lady Vivian
Donna
Thanks, Ron for the great comeback to all our gladhanding.
Starman
Love and Light
Lily
we muddle through
john
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Eddy
I hear what you're saying, but there is a time and a place. Sometimes we all have to bite our tongue.
In my case, I figure my crap to quality ratio is about 10 to 1. If everyone here on the Den were serious with their critique, I’d have stopped posting long ago. I’m only here for a good time, but hopefully I’m learning a little as I go. Please don’t expect perfection. Remember, we're giving it away, not selling it. Dick
Struck us all and made me chuckle just remember you're one of us.
thanks for the laugh I needed it.
Budd
Jane Noponen Perinacci
Yeah. I have been guilty of that and will be again. AD isn't the place for indepth critique.
"mistake some trash for poem of the year."
You know, Ron, people like what people like.
You come off as an elitist, satire or not.