Don't Call Me Ronald
Don't call me, Ronald,
when Ron will do,
my given name's is too formal,
when friendship's in view.
And don't call me Donald,
because that's reserved for the Trump.
He'll never be president,
name can't climb over that hump.
And don't call me Robert,
that was my father's name.
And he wasn't Robert Hall clothiers,
or Bobby Hull hockey fame.
And don't call me Hall,
because two walls are too plain.
a ship's crafted curved ribbed walls,
gave shipbuilders my name.
And don't call me Ronnie,
for a sissy I'm not.
My aunts may call me that,
all others will get shot.
Do call me Dr. Hull,
it's an honor I earned,
through long years of education,
an accomplishment learned.
The school of hard knocks,
I've also been through,
but there's no substitute for formal study,
under great mentors famed too.
You can call me Runny,
when I wax a bit punny.
For everyone's in the money,
when they're being funny.
Humor makes the world go around,
and what's in a name and how does it sound?
A name is important; it's all you've got.
So use my name correctly, or you will be shot.
Copyright 2013 © Ronald W. Hull
9/19/13
Regis
I have a nephew name Ron
can be all that bad
Enjoyed reading this well penned piece
Peace be with you "RON"
William
certain ring,
so be it!
Lady Vivian
Best wishes, neerja
Liked the poem, pithy and pert... for a Dr. you know you're pretty darn smert! (Ouch, that one hurt ;)
Roger
Cheers,
Dan
Dr. Latham.
Please do not call me 'Eddie'
It's a moniker that I'll always dread,
And do not confuse me with old Matlack,
Which is why I now call myself -'Mr. Ed.'
budd
David
P.S. Gee, I hope my nephew, Ronnie, doesn't think people view him as being a sissy. That is what everyone I know calls him.
Humor is a good thing!! Dr. Ron Hull now that's distinguished.
Lady Mary Ann
with a c, one f, and one e.
But it always gets misspelled,
and it gets the bettewr of me.
Having my last name mispelled,
can become rather dull.
Why couldn't i have an easy name,
Like Dr. Ron Hull
Good one Ron,
Michael D.
Because it rhymes with Don,
Sometimes as well with swan,
But you are far from being a swan,
And if I wanted to call you Ronnie,
I'd be most certain to be FAR away when doing so,
But as not to drag this comment on,
I will end it here for I know not what I say...(as usual) e
Ron is cool and Dr Hull is great. And anybody will love small names when they sound so good like yours do!!
In India we have all sorts of short names,some are funny and strange.eg: Mine is lalu,then there is Anu,Chintu, piglu,kiki,monu,tinku,Bittu,chonju,and our dogs are named Tommy,Danny, Laika, Caeser,Simpson,Ruby Mickie.... and so on. So have a nice smile and dont shoot !
Ingeborg
Love ya!
Jane