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Cursive
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This little bit of sick humor came from an
informative article, followed by a comment.
So in my own irreverent way, I stole a little bit
from Popeye Doyle and Gilder Radner.

I stopped writing cursive shortly after I
was paralyzed, and took up architectural/
engineering lettering because it was easier
for me. I could no longer handwrite
anything after 1997 because my torso
was too unsteady. I scanned my signature
back then. If it weren’t for the keyboard
and voice recognition I wouldn’t be writing today.


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 Cursive

 
I swear I hate cursive,
though I write it all the time.
 
Try not to use those words in vain,
when they pop into my mind.
 
The handwriting is on the stall,
In sleazy restrooms all the time.
 
When number two I do,
sometimes in perfect rhyme.
 
I epithet under my breath,
to make a silent point.
 
If they knew what I really said,
they’d throw me out of the joint.
 
So what's a poet to do,
when these words pop into view?
 
I just grin and bear it,
and let it all hang out for you.
 
A little alliteration always helps,
to shed light on the scenes.
 
Peter Piper picked his pecker,
in Poughkeepsie, soiled his jeans.
 
I try not to use God's words too much,
only when they come with ease.
 
"Judas's Priest!" I often shout,
so much better than saying, "Geez!"
 
You say that cursive is just handwriting?
And not writing bad words to make a rhyme?
 
Nevermind.
 
Copyright 2014 © Ronald W. Hull
 
6/12/14

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 Reviews of "Cursive"
Reviewed on September 3, 2014
Funny Ron! With the advent of the computer, my handwriting leaves somewhat to be desired, but my arthritis is so bad, it's definitely not to be read! Thank goodness for e-signatures. Mary L, desertrat

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 20, 2014
Cursive is going away. I admit my skills are diminished, and were never particularly remarkable. I can't imagine in a hundred years how much more hand writing will evolve/devolve.

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on June 18, 2014
So eloquently whimsical, ha, funny Ron!
Blessings,
Chris

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on June 17, 2014
Ron
You are a master of words no matter if they are printed or written or spoken!
Lovely work.
Peace love and light
Amber

Reviewed by Mary Cochrane
Reviewed on June 17, 2014
I truly like your word effect Ron. It ain't too bad of cursive.Lovely write.
Mary

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 16, 2014
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Ron. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on June 16, 2014
Print, write, speak............they all get the point across. This was comical. Write on!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on June 16, 2014
Giggle...thanks for the laughter, Ronald...

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 16, 2014
Curse On, about The Cursive, if you want to;
The Handwriting on The Stall, bugs me, too.

Reviewed by Alan Cook
Reviewed on June 15, 2014
I can actually write cursive better than I can print. In 4th grade our teacher made us print in our notebook and I didn't like that. Students apparently aren't taught cursive in school anymore. Computers trump it.

Reviewed by Clarence Prince
Reviewed on June 15, 2014
I am pretty good at cursive writing; seeing as, in my days at school it was essential to learn it properly. But now, who knows when it maybe no longer needed? " Try not to use those words in vain." Good advised, Ron, as there is a cost for using vain words!

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on June 15, 2014
I SAY...WHAT WE SAY IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE KIND OF HANDWRITING WE USE TO SAY IT. I DON'T ALWAYS AGREE WITH WHAT YOU SAY, BUT I ENJOY 'YOU', RONALD. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by audrine max
Reviewed on June 15, 2014
ahaha.. cursive handwriting is one of the hardest lesson to learn during elementary. enjoyed reading your poetry, mr. ron.

Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn
Reviewed on June 14, 2014
Hahaa very funny! Yes, my cursive is also terrible. Especially writing with my left hand, staining my fingers.

Reviewed by Michael True
Reviewed on June 14, 2014
I was higher-educated first as an elementary school teacher. I took advantage of relearning manuscript, my cursive worse than any doctor's. M.True

Reviewed by June Marshall
Reviewed on June 14, 2014
Interesting thought but you were ahead of your time, they no longer require cursive as we knew it in school anymore. Those who write will quickly grasp your thoughts on this subject

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on June 14, 2014
Cursive is going out of style - sad but true!
Schools are not teaching it no more - so what can we do?
There will come a time when folks who know cursive will be rare.
Yes people who don't know it will check it out, stop and stare.
Then we can make big bucks for that scribble we write.
If we live long enough, our talents will be out of sight!

Thank you Ron! I have another poem to post!

Reviewed by DM Yates (Reader)
Reviewed on June 14, 2014
oh, lol Ron. Hmm, I wonder what article you're talking about? I am one of those who write terribly in cursive and print just as badly but I sure love the beauty of it by those who've mastered it. As for curses while practicing cursive writing - way funny.

Reviewed by J. Roseline
Reviewed on June 14, 2014
Very intersting topic,enjoyed your write so much.
Cursive writing is a curse for those who are not good at it and a blessing for the ones who sem to have the flair...I belong to the former lot who is not blessed with a good hand, and in exams they have passed me only because of what is in my head! 'Pathetic is the term you can use for my cursive hand'
Cursive writing , rest in peaceJK

Reviewed on June 14, 2014
Every poet to his/her own words and thoughts. When shared publicly some may agree, or disagree, and that is okay too.

I've learned the cursive writings too, but have seldom used it. It is even less used now since I normally turn to the keyboard daily for my writings.

As for writing cursed words into our writings, many authors are guilty of this; and some are even very famous best-selling authors!

Enjoyed your post!

Sandie




Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on June 14, 2014
When in the first and second grades I had to print my letters, my handwriting was so bad. Now, in these dwindling days I have reverted back to printing my letters because my handwriting is so bad.

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on June 14, 2014
What could be worse,
than a cursive curse
written in the head.
It would be just sitting there
With nothing to be read.

Loved it! When I worked in the factory, I was known as the shit house poet. My claim to fame.
Michael D.

Reviewed by R David Fulcher
Reviewed on June 14, 2014
Well done Ron!

Ingenious and hilarious!

You had me in stitches.


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