Hollyweird Hills
I want to climb up those Hollywood Hills.
Up where the stars pay with celluloid bills.
Up where the stars party all night long.
Up where the stars are celebrated in song.
To snake up the serpentine roads to the top.
Pumped full of speed and revving nonstop.
Taking those downers to get to sleep.
Sometimes downers lead to sleep too deep.
But I am a hillbilly with lots of cash.
Just want to rub elbows with those of dash.
Not that I'm any of that po’ white trash.
OJ's in my blood. Got some of his stash.
You might say I've been there--done that.
But I need a star at Grauman's, bless my hat.
I need a star at Grauman's to save my soul.
I'll take an Oscar if I can't make my star goal.
The kingdom of stardom is waiting for me.
I want to be a part of that Hollywood family tree.
I want to be part of the celluloid dream.
If I don't get there I think I will scream.
I am a gender bender of some renown.
I flaunted it all over Hollywood town.
If you say I'm a liar I might get bent,
I might just run for President.
So the hills are calling; hitchhiking there.
Going to make my name or go nowhere.
Those Hollywood Hills are in my genes,
I'll see you there in my dreams.
Copyright 2017 © Ronald W. Hull
2/17/17
Regis
Much enjoyed.
Thanks for sharing!
Loved the poem! It rocks!
Love ya!
Jane
As for running for president, it was metaphorical. Implying that stardom makes it much easier to be recognized and elected to high office. I do recall when people said that if Walter Cronkite ran for president he would easily make it. He was a very good newsreader. But people sensed that he had good character. That's why they voted for Kennedy, Reagan, Eisenhower, perhaps Bill Clinton, and definitely, Obama. Stardom and charisma go hand in hand.
I never ran for anything because I don't have "it."
Ron