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Hollyweird Hills
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Saturday, February 18, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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I got this idea from a humorous Valentine’s poem by La Belle. While searching, I found that conservative alt-news is using the term for their own characterization of Hollywood, too.


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Hollyweird Hills


I want to climb up those Hollywood Hills.
Up where the stars pay with celluloid bills.
Up where the stars party all night long.
Up where the stars are celebrated in song.

To snake up the serpentine roads to the top.
Pumped full of speed and revving nonstop.
Taking those downers to get to sleep.
Sometimes downers lead to sleep too deep.

But I am a hillbilly with lots of cash.
Just want to rub elbows with those of dash.
Not that I'm any of that po’ white trash.
OJ's in my blood. Got some of his stash.

You might say I've been there--done that.
But I need a star at Grauman's, bless my hat.
I need a star at Grauman's to save my soul.
I'll take an Oscar if I can't make my star goal.

The kingdom of stardom is waiting for me.
I want to be a part of that Hollywood family tree.
I want to be part of the celluloid dream.
If I don't get there I think I will scream.

I am a gender bender of some renown.
I flaunted it all over Hollywood town.
If you say I'm a liar I might get bent,
I might just run for President.

So the hills are calling; hitchhiking there.
Going to make my name or go nowhere.
Those Hollywood Hills are in my genes,
I'll see you there in my dreams.

Copyright 2017 © Ronald W. Hull

2/17/17

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 Reviews of "Hollyweird Hills"
Reviewed by Betty Jo Tucker
Reviewed on February 26, 2017
I love this poem, Ron! It's a perfect blend of rhythm and rhyme and FUN!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 26, 2017
Clever with a dash of irony and satire; well done, Ron. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on February 24, 2017
Hollywood, what's your dream? Anything goes in Hollywood. Well written Ronald, I can see your a man of great versatility, thanks for sharing your talent, have a great day xo

Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on February 22, 2017
You have "It" in my book.
Much enjoyed.

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on February 20, 2017
A fun blend of humor and metaphor, Ron. Peace... r

Reviewed by Lark Pogue
Reviewed on February 20, 2017
Well done. Just when I wonder if anything really unique will come along, you pull it off.

Reviewed by Clarence Prince
Reviewed on February 20, 2017
Funniest part of all, for me, are those last three lines.
Thanks for sharing!

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on February 19, 2017
Can't say I ever had the desire to become a denizen of Hollyweird. My dream always involved grand opera houses, starting in that eastern counterpart to Hollyweird, New York. Well done!

Reviewed by Deborah Shepard
Reviewed on February 19, 2017
fun loved this you are creative imaginative, rocks rolls

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on February 18, 2017
A little piece of everyone's fantasy packed into a stylish, rhyming quatrains. Nicely done. John

Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on February 18, 2017
Interesting that I've been using "Hollyweird" for years when writing poetry about the place. Your depiction is spot one,and your line "see you in my dreams" is how after spending 50 years in that Hollyweird, I can honesty say (save my son, who after 30 years of "talent" success has been able to avoid the BS and just work with his abilities) normal Hollyweird ia a charade the public still remains enthralled with. Just around the corner, however, is the Hollyweird revolution: Pacino's "Simone" as the standard, removing all but technicians from the craziness. As you say in your disclaimer, far too many no talent patients actually aspire living in the "Hollywood Hills.)

Reviewed by Eva Pasco
Reviewed on February 18, 2017
I'd settle for charisma as an author! But then again, I've got my eye on film adaptation of my novel. As long as I don't have to be part of the Hollywood climb. Others can do that.

Loved the poem! It rocks!

Reviewed on February 18, 2017
Great fun write........at least we still have freedom of speech! Some people just can't lighten up. 'Enjoyed this a lot.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on February 18, 2017
ENJOYED, RONALD. YOUR RHYME, RHYTHM AND PHRASES ARE RIGHT ON TIME...AS PER USUAL. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATION.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 18, 2017
Since when do you of all people have to explain yourself to anyone that comments. Alot of humor you are bringing to the fold of late & for this I am thankful, as I never tire of your humor. -e-

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on February 18, 2017
Excellent write that could just as easily be about sports, and the business that chews up athletes and spits them out in the name of the almighty dollar.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 18, 2017
Folks, I am writing in the first person but not about me. I am writing about all the Hollywood wannabes that get ground up in the grist that is show business.

As for running for president, it was metaphorical. Implying that stardom makes it much easier to be recognized and elected to high office. I do recall when people said that if Walter Cronkite ran for president he would easily make it. He was a very good newsreader. But people sensed that he had good character. That's why they voted for Kennedy, Reagan, Eisenhower, perhaps Bill Clinton, and definitely, Obama. Stardom and charisma go hand in hand.

I never ran for anything because I don't have "it."

Ron

Reviewed by Miller Caldwell
Reviewed on February 18, 2017
In your dreams! But over here in the UK (Scotland) there is talk of yet another presidential assassination due.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on February 18, 2017
Why not? Run, then. The world has changed. You might get in, but the man in the White House now might be impossible to be kicked out.


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