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What Will I Bee?
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Saturday, September 16, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just a bit of nonsense. Any resemblance to any thing, person, or idea is solely by circumstance and I will not answer any lawsuits filed. ;-)


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Girl Bee [Larger] by an Unknown Artist


What Will I Bee?


What will I bee?
A little bit of wee?
An insignificant tee,
or a knat you can't see?

Buzzing around the biz,
trying to take a whiz,
exclaiming geewhiz,
my stats are so diz.

Trying to suck a flower,
at this late great hour,
to make my bed or bower,
no longer in my power.

Struck by the great disease,
try to put my ducks at ease.
Sucker's so hard to please,
as I drink the blood of bees.

So if you want to be a fairy,
and flutter around poems airy,
of this bee, be very wary,
for the stinger I carry.

For it may, "float like a butterfly,
and sting like a bee." But,
my sting is softer just for thee.

Rhymes without reason of late,
you may think they're trash, or great.
But the bee made me open the gate,
open or closed, still makes rate.

So we leave this poem with a query,
are you lonely and so damned weary?
If so, don't be so damned leery,
when I call and you are so beery.

Copyright 2017 © Ronald W. Hull

9/15/17

Read this poem at my website here.

 


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 Reviews of "What Will I Bee?"
Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on September 26, 2017
GREAT! This light hearted poem sure brightened my day! I wonder if the BEE EVER FLEW AWAY! HA....M

Reviewed on September 21, 2017
You just may have inspired me to write another fairie tale!! Thank you so much. I say "SAVE THE BEES!".

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 18, 2017
Delightfully concocted, Ron. I love bees and as you know, they are in danger. To answer your query in your comment (thank you) on my last poem, yes, she did read it and is delighted. Love and peace to you, Ron.

Regis

Reviewed by David Thompson
Reviewed on September 17, 2017
For it may, "float like a butterfly,
and sting like a bee." But,
my sting is softer just for thee.
(One of the best from Muhammad Ali).

Your playing around with all these words just made me realize something. Do you suppose the little piggy who cried wee, wee, wee all the way home was actually about to use the bathroom and couldn't get anyone's attention? And the fact that he couldn't get anyone's attention made him cry. I wonder...

David Lee T.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on September 16, 2017
A testament to the power of rhyme to entertain and thrill. Love this one, Ron. What's wrong with a little levity in this heavy world of ours. John

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on September 16, 2017
Love this poem! You're as busy as a bee can be.

Reviewed by Lark Pogue
Reviewed on September 16, 2017
I'm suing. Anyone for a class action?

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on September 16, 2017
lol, nice to have a rhyming sense of humor Ronald,
at times we can be like that bee, buzzy and fuzzy, lol, enjoyed xo

Reviewed by Eva Pasco
Reviewed on September 16, 2017
Bee-utiful! It takes the sting out of reality.

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on September 16, 2017
I can bee good,
and I can bee bad.
But your play on words,
was enjoyed by this lad.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 16, 2017
If a bee catches me,
When my eyes are a little bleary,
All I do is forever at the bee leer,
I scare it away so I can straight steer...:) -e-

Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on September 16, 2017
Gotta love this one. In today's world, there's no such thing as too much levity, eh?

Reviewed by Kalikiano Kalei
Reviewed on September 16, 2017
Lovely, Ron! A lot closer to the mark of 'significant' than some previous efforts (in terms of metre), and this is furthermore not 'nonsense'. It's onomatopoically delightful! Sometimes things that one is too quick to apellatively dismiss as 'nonsense' or 'trivia' are in fact brilliantly entertaining and interesting. Let's see more 'nonsense' like this, eh! :)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on September 16, 2017
Heh.Heh Gotta love the play on words, and I certainly do. If anyone files a lawsuit on you, Ron, I will be your character witness . . . Uh . . . Then again, maybe that might not be such a good idea, my character being what it is.


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