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She Had (Mariah Carey Thighs)
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Saturday, December 30, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Thought I do a little parody on the classic, "Betty Davis Eyes." Will I get sued?


Poem Artwork


Mariah Carey © ExtraTV.com


She Had (Mariah Carey Thighs)


Refrain

She had,
Sia black/white hair,
Betty Davis eyes,
Beyoncé booty, and
Mariah Carey thighs.

Capable of anything,
a woman of plus size,
she had the gall, going,
with it, to totally ostracize.

There were two in the oven,
and three on outside ties,
she had what it took,
to populate and publicize.

(Refrain)

Preaching to the choir,
far more than being wise,
she had an Oprah, way,
to amazingly popularize.

Powerful in the pulpit,
twisting men with lies,
Madonna moment catapulting,
Queen of many guise.

Not to mention going Gaga.
So I won't. Cuz she had,

(Refrain)

Copyright 2017 © Ronald W. Hull

12/23/17

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 Reviews of "She Had (Mariah Carey Thighs)"
Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on January 16, 2018
No , I don't think you will get sued. Her thighs are pretty big me thinks! I love your humor and whit!....M

Reviewed by Betty Jo Tucker
Reviewed on January 5, 2018
Very amusing, Ron Hull! I'll bet you had fun writing this one.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 4, 2018
I love this "tribute," Ron; and I always appreciate your sense of humor. Thank you for sharing. Happy New Year to you! Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on January 3, 2018
Too bad you left out the Kardashian booty. That would have added some 'heavy' notes.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 3, 2018
You surely have a great amount of your own humor, this one made me giggle...Happy New Year, my friend, -e-

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on January 3, 2018
Ha ha! I have never thought about Beyonce in this way at all. I imagined her as some kind of perfection. Well, maybe she is. Good one, Ron.

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on January 3, 2018
all should find this one a hit

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on January 1, 2018
Better than "Betty Davis Eyes" that's for sure. You wrote a hit to wrap up this year. "Happy New Year" to you! Well done Ron!

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on December 31, 2017
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and that includes parodies.
As for me, I'll keep my eyes on Mariah Carey's thighs. I don't really care for her singing, but she;s a sight to see. I enjoyed this poem, Well done, and Happy New Year Ron.

Reviewed by Jerri Blair
Reviewed on December 31, 2017
I love it!You won't get sued and I think all of those women would appreciate being a part of your muse.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on December 30, 2017
Great stuff and fun at year's end, but that Betty Davis song will not forever be ruined with the image of MCs thighs.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on December 30, 2017
I love this takeoff on those eyes, Ron. Naw, you won't be sued, my friend, and actually this could well become a gigantic hit, if put to music. I love this.

Reviewed by Eva Pasco
Reviewed on December 30, 2017
Cheers to women with gall!

Reviewed on December 30, 2017
Sweet Mariah! She can sing!

Love ya!

Jane!

Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on December 30, 2017
Fun read suggesting there's always someideas to the left of center that deserve comment. Such are out the often missed impressions of those of us with preferences. And no, I don't think you'll get sued.


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