Cartoon © John Darkow

Columbia [Missouri] Daily Tribune

Insinuate an Inculcate

While insinuating an inculcate,

the other day, I passed a tactile,

about to kneel a prey.

Now you don't want to be,

in the range of the tactile,

they'll tongue you for dinner,

with a minuscule mighty smile.

And don't insinuate a rebate,

or a very impotent date,

or rely on any reality rate,

to clean the slippery slate.

Examining what the skull ate,

is like ruminating an inculcate.

Like when a sinew tectonic plate,

is so small, it must be ingrate.

So, we add it to the slimy pile,

of shit grows higher by the mile,

with hope that the ship comes in,

not discarded in a diver bin.

While dumpster driving for a whale,

one comes upon a mighty swale.

One never knows a sale's speak,

until one's stock hits its peak.

So, if you're insinuating a swale,

looking for the great white whale,

you'll find it at a white elephant sale,

but save some up to pay your bail.

Copyright 2019 © Ronald W. Hull

6/6/19

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