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Communfucation
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Friday, July 9, 2021 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Image © Theodore Walters on WordPress.com Communfucation "I'll see you in a f-n hour." Shows up 30 minutes later. "It's down the road a fur piece." Went looking for a raccoon tail sign. "I don't give a rat's ass!" Showed up with a pigeon's butt to give. "You can't get there from here." That's strange, GPS just got me here. "That's an old wives tale." Checked with my wife, it's true . "Been there, done that." Scalded my ass in a Yellowstone pool. "You lookin’ at me?" Glad I'm on Zoom. "Where's the money?” Last time I looked, Fort Knox. "Where's the beef?" Started a brawl in the bar. "We are what we eat." Ate a couple of my boogers. "The sky's the limit." Why are we in outer space? "How is your liver?" Still livin', last time I looked. Copyright 2021 © Ronald W. Hull 7/8/21 You can view and print this poem here on my website.
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Reviews of "Communfucation"

Reviewed by Tom Leftwich

Reviewed on August 24, 2021

Ron you're your element with this one- a lot of thinking expresses there aside from the humor. good laugh or was it laugh good

Reviewed by Corrine Ardoin

Reviewed on August 6, 2021

I'm shaking my head! What? Funny, funny!

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on July 12, 2021

AWESOME write! I've got a good chuckle out of this one!

Sandie :D

Reviewed by John Bidwell

Reviewed on July 12, 2021

Cool.
Great write!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on July 9, 2021

Cleverly expressed with humor that incites thoughts Ron. Also, you taught me a new word on this day. 😉 Love and peace to you,

Regis. 🍁

Reviewed by Alan Cook

Reviewed on July 9, 2021

Sometimes it's difficult to communicate with other people, but we've got to keep trying. Otherwise, "civilization" will end in a puff of smoke. Or has that already happened? Perhaps we're all living in a dream world. Ron, keep on writing and let us know.

Reviewed by Michael Jones

Reviewed on July 9, 2021

Intriguing piece of poetry, Ron.

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on July 9, 2021

It's never easy to be funny in writing, especially if you are trying. This raised a couple of chuckles amid the question marks.

Reviewed by Mystic Rose

Reviewed on July 9, 2021

Ah, you got me smiling from ear to ear, better that then dropping a tear. Much love Ron xo

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