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Al Kida
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Al Kida


Al Kida was a friend so near.
We’d get together, drink the beer.

We liked to go to the flats and shoot.
Our AK-47s--what a hoot!

Or sit by the campfire and philosophize,
About those good old days gone byes.

When men were men, and women knew their place.
We could rape all we want and hide their face.

When men were men, and knew how to fight.
Sneak up behind ‘em in the night.

We used to play cool computer games.
Like hack the bigwig corporate nonames.

Take their money offshore we’d run,
Me ‘n old Al, we sure had fun.

Fishing with dynamite was such a blast.
Give those bastards a message that will last.

Last I heard, old Al was on the run,
Left his wife and kids with that thing he done.

Heard that he went underground,
But then, rumors abound.

If you see Al, give him a high five.
Tell him he’s lucky to be alive.

Be sure to give him that finger sign.
Al Kida was a friend of mine.


Copyright 2002 © Ronald W. Hull


11/24/02

... Last known photo of Al with Bert, aka, Albert.


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 Reviews of "Al Kida"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 19, 2014
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Ron. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on March 9, 2006
Only you Ron could have devised such dervish humour !
Satire is definitely your forte !
Peter

Reviewed on July 24, 2004
(((ron)))

GAWD, i hope this review gets in--o, i adore this one--excellent! well done, sir, well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. *still laughing*

Reviewed by Victor Jensen
Reviewed on December 19, 2002
Good poem! I once thought to write a poem about Al Kida but I don't want to use the kind of language I'd have to use to really explain my feelings for such a corrupt .#$%$- $%&&#.# poeple

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 8, 2002
ggggggrrrrrrr.....what more can I say...
GAPOOOOO...
HEHEHEHE
AK 47 AND ALL
will do the blasting me self
Kaaaboemmm
Tinka

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on November 27, 2002
Just priceless, what a hoot!!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 26, 2002
Thanks for the laughs tonight :-) Wonderful write.

Reviewed by Margie Hess (Reader)
Reviewed on November 26, 2002
damn, ron, you do have a sense of humor, i loved this! (but i still say free style poetry is just as good as rhyme) LOL

Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen
Reviewed on November 25, 2002
Like Malachy, this saddens me...

I don't know why...Ron, forgive my sigh...

Reviewed by richard poor
Reviewed on November 25, 2002
very good!!!

Reviewed by Malachy MacFarlane (Reader)
Reviewed on November 25, 2002
I read this and didn't know whether to laugh or cry, the satire is great just sad that so much of it is true ... great job Ronald. Mal.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 24, 2002
Funny stuff!

Reviewed by Poetry Deborah
Reviewed on November 24, 2002
Terrific humourous spin on such a dark topic. Totally enjoyed reading - well written.

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on November 24, 2002
Thanks Ron..I needed the *grin* ;)

Reviewed on November 24, 2002
i'd never thought i would be laughing about something about ole osama bin laden or al quaeda; but this is gut bustin' hilarious! fun write! love, your friend, karen lynn. (((HUGS))) :)

Reviewed by Alexander Shaumyan (Reader)
Reviewed on November 24, 2002
Hilarious, Ron. But I would be careful. The Homeland Security Department might be watching you. :)


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