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Taxing Behind
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Saturday, February 19, 2022    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Humorous look at an age-old problem.


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Taxing Behind



My behind became quite taxing,

even impressions were faxing.

Got a surgeon to fix it, he licked it,

no longer waning and waxing.


Trump gave away the treasury,

so taxes were only mercenary.

Measures big bouncing back,

with roaring attack like a hack.


Anything getting done is taxing,

not that anyone's leisurely relaxing.

Safety and security, rule the day,

telephone tag becomes vexing.


No representation without taxing,

but paying the piper not relaxing,

behind on the Fed return again,

finding that it may require vaxing.


Copyright 2022 © Ronald W. Hull 


2/18/22


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 Reviews of "Taxing Behind"
Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on February 24, 2022
Those darn taxes they can be quite obnoxious, lol, thanks for the poem Ronal, keep well, hope your pockets stay full, :)

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on February 20, 2022
I know the feeling...ouch.
Fee

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on February 19, 2022
Nice try. It isn't easy to be funny in writing.


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