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Pickle
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Friday, May 27, 2022    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Thanks to Regis for the idea from his new book of limericks, The Cucumber Chronicles


Poem Artwork


Cucumbers Unable to Fit in a Jar

Grown and Photographed by Hoai Nguyen



Pickle



Cutie cucumber was in a pickle,

until a kindly bartender opened the jar,

and freed Cutie to come out.


But Cutie was one sour pickle,

when the bartender charged,

a customer only a nickel,

giving Cutie a sour, salty pout.


Copyright 2022 © Ronald W. Hull


5/26/22


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 Reviews of "Pickle"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on June 15, 2022
SHORT, AND TO ME...SWEET. ENJOYED. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+ INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on June 2, 2022
I love this cute poem Ronald.Love to you,from Kay.

Reviewed by Betty Jo Tucker
Reviewed on May 31, 2022
Watch out, Ron! Pixar or Disney+ might steal Cutie Cucumber. Thanks for making me smile with this creative and fun poem.

Reviewed by Poets Soul
Reviewed on May 31, 2022
This poem was imaginative and clever. You just had to continue to read to see what happened to cutie cucumber. Enjoyed.
PS

Reviewed by Michael Jones
Reviewed on May 30, 2022
I don’t particularly care for pickles Ron but I really enjoyed this poem, thank you and happy Memorial Day! Peace!!!

Reviewed on May 30, 2022
The Cutie Pickle comes to LIVE with the wonderment of your pen.

Sandie 😊


Reviewed by Diana Wiles
Reviewed on May 29, 2022
You’ve made Cutie Cucumber come alive
with your description!
Is this now the end of CC…
Sadly we’ve only had a little taste!…

Diana…🍃

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on May 28, 2022
Amazing, what one can say in a poem about a cucumber.

Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on May 27, 2022
DIFFERENT. Personally, I like pickles, but prefer Bread and Butter Pickles the best. Many years ago, when I lived un Vermont.I used to make them, plus I canned many vegetables to help us get through the long winter months.

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on May 27, 2022
Well, that was different. I wish I were a cartoonist. I'd love to animate Cutie.

Rebecca

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on May 27, 2022
Poor "Cutie" was in a pickle until submerged in sweetened vinegar and loaded with sliced onion...
Mark


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