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Just a Poem
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Friday, December 9, 2022    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Don't take this poem seriously. Just thought I'd write some redneck junk for the fun of it.


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Just a Poem



This here is just a poem.

I thought I'd writ today.

Poetry is not my occupation,

wouldn't have it any other way.


To some, poetry is a livelihood,

but it ain't very lively to me.

Seems like more like it's dead,

more like that Dead Poets Society.


I rote a love sick poem to a girl I liked,

made her sick enough to throw up.

Now ain't that the darndest thing?

Right into her favorite loving cup!


Went to one of them poetry slams.

Everybody slamming, bang boom, bang.

I got up and screamed bloody murder,

next thing, bullets flew and shots rang.


Got so scared, nearly crapped my pants.

Now only recite to my uncles and aunts.

They turn up their noses and walk away,

have disowned me since that poetry day.


So, I writ this poem to tell you I'm gone,

no more poetry writin' from dusk till dawn.

My poetry days will soon be over.

After I kick the dog. Move over! Rover!


Copyright 2022 © Ronald W. Hull


12/8/22


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 Reviews of "Just a Poem"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on December 17, 2022
GREAT WORK, RON! LOVED THE TWANG AND GIST OF THE WHOLE DERN THANG!!! THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 17, 2022
Ha! Ha! Thank you for sharing the humour, Ron. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on December 16, 2022
A wonderful look at inner frustration. But, please, don't take it out on the metaphorical dog!

Rebecca

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on December 15, 2022
wow, I can't believe you would even consider quitting such an art, lol, I love your versatile ways Ron, each poem is from a different point of view, just keeping going , :)

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on December 10, 2022
Write on, my friend. If it puts a smile on a reader's face, then why not.

Reviewed on December 9, 2022
Ron:

This is so funny! It gives me a good chuckle! Thanks for the laugh of the day!

Sandie :D

Reviewed by De Rose
Reviewed on December 9, 2022
Ron, you funny. Might like poetry by Marvin Druger retired professor Syracuse U. Bio. dept.

THE ACTIVE ROCK

I found a rock the other day
It was round and hard and grey
I picked it up from where it lay
And thought what it could do today

It could make some papers stay
It could block a passageway
It could hide some ants at palt

I gave the rock a big "Hooray"
And then.......
I threw the rock away!

Reviewed on December 9, 2022
Thank you so much for some good laughs.

Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on December 9, 2022
Levity is good. But, don't stop writing your poetry. You're right about a lot of the poetry curse in the world today. Tweet smarts are taking over any reading, let alone poetry. But... we have a couple of sites where there are still writers and readers who haven't sunk into the abuse of literary ignorance, or at best, just sunk. Write on.


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