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Braking for Hey Zeus
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Saturday, April 15, 2023    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Got towed yesterday. The "Emergency Brake On" alert stayed on. Our mechanic couldn't find the emergency brake handle/release/button so we could release it. Why I wrote this humorous, tongue-in-cheek, poem. No tow truck guys were harmed in any way during this poem.


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Easy Fix? for Emergency Brake Light On Courtesy Andrew Does Life


Braking for Hey Zeus


Emergency braking on tow truck climb,

it is certainly a necessary lifesaving evil.


When need over, why "emergency brake on,"

warning seems to be the workings of the devil.


For the devil, we couldn't find the place,

that pulled the emergency brake on,


So, we called the guy from Zeus Towing,

who did it, and were told, "He's gone!"


My heavens, where in the hell did he go?

"A van fell on him yesterday, don't you know?"


"An emergency brake failed, He's gone.

You'll get nothing out of him calling Zeus."


So, we are deep in Internet gumbo once again,

manual has no picture of the lever or where.


So, I'm calling all angels out there to help me,

show me where the emergency brake is there.


I assure you my mechanic is a godsend guy,

looked everywhere and scratched his head, why?


Copyright 2023 © Ronald W. Hull


3/11/23


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 Reviews of "Braking for Hey Zeus"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on April 21, 2023
MECHANIC....DID YOU SAY???? WELL, I GUESS THE NEXT BEST THING WAS TO GOOGLE THE MANUAL. ENJOYED, THANKS RON. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Poets Soul
Reviewed on April 17, 2023
You always find clever ways to take the ordinary and turn it into something special. Enjoyed.

PS

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on April 17, 2023
Hard to find good mechanics these days, the best one are the
ones that ask why ? Thank you for your story poem today,
you reminded me how important they are to our mobility ,
take care stay well, Ron :)

Reviewed on April 16, 2023
Why did the brake fail and where is the brake? LOL!!! If your godsend mechanic guy doesn't know, you won't know that either.

Sandie :)

Reviewed by Michael Jones
Reviewed on April 15, 2023
Cars do get tricky, greasy, and sticky sometimes, thanks Ron.

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on April 15, 2023
Enjoyed this droll anecdote. Peace.... r

Reviewed by JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on April 15, 2023
wow, sounds like it was a tricky, sticky situation, lol...glad everything's Ok.

Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on April 15, 2023
Just another example that there is no one source for all our answers, especially when the angel population is waning. Yeah, probably just a lapse in memory of your mechanic. One's lost and found experience gets broader over the years, eh?

Reviewed by Elisabeth Barstowe
Reviewed on April 15, 2023
Ha ha! Hilarious the kind of problems that can arise from the use of to much technology. What's wrong with a lever instead of a button? At least you know the lever will always work. That is unless it 10 degrees below on the celcius scale and you're driving an old diesel.
I enjoyed reading this!

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on April 15, 2023
If the mechanic doesn't know where something like that is in the car, how is the average person supposed to know. Enjoyed this bit of fluff.


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