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Toad Road
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Friday, October 6, 2023    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A little sideways humor. Have you ever been to limbo?


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Road Flattened Toad © ShutterStock.com



Toad Road



I blew a tire along the way,

and it took me off the road.

In the muddy ditch facedown,

I encountered the lonely toad.


He said, "What are you doing here?"

To which I replied, "I don't know."

A thought I muddled over,

but could never let it go.


"You need to get up out of the mud,

and into a higher pastoral plane.

You are aligned all wrong here,

with only yourself to blame."


So, I pulled myself up from the muck,

and looked around for my ride.

It was nowhere in sight, to no delight,

I began walking while carrying my pride.


I didn't know where I was going,

or why I was going at all.

Some stupid toad had told me,

for him, I was taking the fall.


Pulled myself up by my bootstraps,

but I had no bootstraps at all.

I wandered like in the wilderness,

with no place like home I could call.


Toad road leading to limbo,

is the last thing that I recall.

damn toad ringing in my ears,

folks, I guess that's all.


Copyright 2023 © Ronald W. Hull


10/4/23


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 Reviews of "Toad Road"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on October 21, 2023
WELL...AT LEAST, YOU TRIED, AMEN. ENJOYED. LOVE,BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on October 8, 2023
I would say the toad's advice is the same advice that I receive 95% of the time from 95% of my advisors. My gut feeling is much more reliable.

Rebecca

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on October 6, 2023
Possibly with the years behind me, and the toady road ahead of me sometimes I do wander off, mentally not, thANK God, not physically... yet. I do believe, though, that so long as I can keep writing, and making sense, I believe that although I might be on a toady road, at least I know I'm there.

Make sense?

Mark

Reviewed on October 6, 2023
Do not talk with a strange toad!... especially with one that is not wearing a crown.

Sandie

Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on October 6, 2023
Fun read with a bit of irony thrown in. I wonder what the next thing you'd recall now that this is the last you recall from Toad Road. Mmm.


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