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Psychologic
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Friday, August 9, 2024    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Since Sigmund Freud, many psychological disorders have been revealed and most humans have discovered that they have one or more of the conditions prescribed. Writers tend to find that they are either enhanced or disabled by their various psychological disorders.

I hope you don't mind me making fun of them all.


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Psychologic


Are you a psycho or are you sane?

Just being sane, is so inane,

boring and dull, to say the least,

nothing to tame, no evil beast.


Codependency is really nice,

helping your partner in his or her vice,

follow the rules chapter and verse,

dual condition gets worse and worse.


Do you have a stigma that won't go away?

Stigmatized royally every single day.

You carry your stigma on your sleeve,

getting everyone's thumbs-up to believe.


Having an attention disorder is so fine,

scrubbing your manuscript clean every time.

But you never seem to get it clean enough,

rearranging words never seemed so tough.


Depression begets recession in all you do,

brings you down, so you write like it, too.

the doldrums never seem to go away,

write them off, then shuffle off one day.


Agoura phobia holds your fear so tight,

you can't leave the house day or night.

Confined to your own little safe room, 

write your heart out, with no face on Zoom.


If you take the socio-path to false fame,

lie like a rug, claim others to blame,

until you are finally discovered, found out,

house of cards falls, but still don't doubt.


It's nice to be bi or tri-poler in thought,

switch manic, depressive whenever ought.

Write like a maniac, and then, chill out,

complain in writing you had another bout.


To be a schizo, is nicest of all,

going off like a bomb before you fall.

Never know what you are going to do.

Write about it and you can be famous, too.


Maybe a serial killer or an assassin at heart,

pilfering or scamming, just doing your part.

Insanity keeps us all wondering what's next,

writing breaking news about the next vex.


Copyright 2024 © Ronald W. Hull


8/8/24


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 Reviews of "Psychologic"
Reviewed by Diana Legun
Reviewed on September 15, 2024
Delightful! This is now my latest favorite because it is .. …. delightful! Wizardly written! ~~ djl

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on August 27, 2024
You nailed being bipolar, at least my form of it. Well done!

Rebecca

Reviewed on August 13, 2024
Poor hoomans! Your poem is humorous but true. Poor ole hoomans. Well penned, Ron.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on August 11, 2024
It just goes to show you that you can write about these disorders without actually having them. Poets can write about these that they may have some experience with and knowledge of without actually suffering from them. Writing about sorrow without actually being at the moment sad. Enjoyed. There're all out there.

Reviewed by A. Frailey
Reviewed on August 10, 2024
Yeah, being a bit insane seems to be "in" these days, though I don't see the appeal. Everyone has their crazy moments, so in that, we're all pretty much alike. You hit this theme hard, shining an ironic light on our human absurdities.

Hope you are enjoying the rest of August. Summer is sure flying by.

Blessings, Ron.

Reviewed by BS Murthy
Reviewed on August 9, 2024
Simply lovely, more so 'socio-path to false fame'.

Reviewed on August 9, 2024
I believe all writers have multiple personalities? We can be sane and insane at the same time. Our writings are guided by our personalities, whichever comes to inspire us to write is okay.

Sandie :)


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