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The Artist
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Artist not happy when his art is not seen
Art, it is art said the artist so loud Well I can't see it, though you're obviously proud Can't you see waves and seagulls that soar All I can see is a plain wall.........and door He angrily called me an artistic heathen I politely said that my name was Steven His face then turned red with pure revulsion But I'd only asked for......... two coats of emulsion 01/07/08 Steve coltman

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Reviewed by Regina Pounds

Reviewed on July 5, 2008

cute and funny and so appropriate for much of modern art

Gina

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on July 1, 2008

The artists eye has a sixth sense of its own and can see what others can not, well said...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on July 1, 2008

I can see the waves and the seagulls in my mind all the time. Two of my favorite things. Don't know what the gist of this poem is but I do see seagulls in the lake near my home even though 3 1/2 hr away from the ocean.

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