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Chicks
by Alan Cook → (All Poetry by Alan Cook)
Wednesday, January 12, 2022 Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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An imaginary memory of my sordid youth with thanks to an old nursery rhyme.
One two, what'll we do? Three, four, out the door. Five, six, pick up chicks. Seven eight, lay them straight. Nine ten, do it again.

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on January 16, 2022

Sounds like you are good at it. I've known some pickup artists in my day. Wasn't one of them. But women who were picked up didn't seem to mind being treated that way--strange.

Ron

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on January 14, 2022

Thanks, Alan. At least you didn't give us the raunchy version.

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In the year 1400 five monks are on a pilgrimage to Canterbury that ends badly. This is the basis for the book, "Death at Monksrest." See link below po

Legend of Monksrest

When you''re married this long it deserves a poem.

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Scroll down after my lyrics; there''s a link to "You''re the Top" on YouTube.

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The Greek muse, Erato, can be praised (or blamed) for a lot of things.

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The Greek myth of Echo and Narcissus. For Echo''s side of the story, see also, "Echo''s Story" under Stories.

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Also see my young adult beautifully illustrated book, "Dancing with Bulls."

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