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Chicks
by Alan Cook → (All Poetry by Alan Cook)
Wednesday, January 12, 2022    Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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An imaginary memory of my sordid youth with thanks to an old nursery rhyme.

One two, what'll we do?

Three, four, out the door.

Five, six, pick up chicks.

Seven eight, lay them straight.

Nine ten, do it again.

 

 


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 Reviews of "Chicks"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 16, 2022
Sounds like you are good at it. I've known some pickup artists in my day. Wasn't one of them. But women who were picked up didn't seem to mind being treated that way--strange.

Ron

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on January 14, 2022
Thanks, Alan. At least you didn't give us the raunchy version.


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