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I'm seeing ZZZZZZZZZZZs in my dreams
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From my blog, "Never thought I'd go gaga over zucchini"

 

 

ZUCCHINI!  We've given quite a few of them away.  Bill planted a lot because last year's plants only produced two zucchinis.  Well, that was last year!  This year, they are producing prolifically.  We gave one person 23 zucchinis!  She was making relish, which by the way, is delicious!

So far I have made:
Zucchini-Spaghetti Casserole
Zucchini Bopka
Zucchini Relish (Bill said it was "better than boughten")
Chocolate Chip Zucchini Cupcakes (my favorite!)
Zucchini Frosted Coconut Bars
Zucchini Cake
Mock Apple Bars (Delicious--You'd never guess 
                                             they were zucchini slices)
Zucchini Bread
Celery-Zucchini Soup (He raved about it)
Zucchini Date-Nut Bars with Caramel Frosting (Mmmm)
Zucchini Slaw (just okay)
AND frozen it--shredded, sliced and chopped.

I think I've caught Zucchini Fever!

ZE ZUCCHINI IZ FILLING ME WITH ZEAL AND WITH ZEST.

I'M ZIPPING IT IN BAGZ, AND I'M GETTING NO REST.

I THINK I'M BEING GRADED IN THIZ HUGE ZUCCHINI-FEST!

WILL I EAT ENOUGH ZUCCHINI TO PAZZ ZE FINAL TEST?

I'm going to bed; will try not to dream about zucchini.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
                            zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
                                                   zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
                                                                            

"Praise the Lord, O my soul....
He makes grass grow for the cattle,
and plants for man to cultivate--
bringing forth food from the earth..."
                    (Psalm 104)

 

 

 

 

 




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 Reviews of "I'm seeing ZZZZZZZZZZZs in my dreams"
Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on August 28, 2008
This made me smile... I love zucchini...relish, zucc. carrot cake, zucc. quiche....mmmmmm....
Can't wait to have it again!

Cryssa

Reviewed by Debra Baker
Reviewed on August 26, 2008
Connie,
I just had the Z yesterday. I love it....Also loved the humor in this write.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on August 25, 2008
Okay my sis, you made me hungry...I wouldn't mind some zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's, love and missed you. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on August 24, 2008
that's okay my friend, I love it too! Yummy, you've got me wanting some for my tummy! I appreciate you my friend, your prayers and thoughts mean much!
Blessings from Ky.
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Jill curry (Reader)
Reviewed on August 24, 2008
ok im hungry now...cute poem

Reviewed on August 24, 2008
Hello Connie,

This poem made me hungry! I like the way you wrote it and I felt like I'm in the kitchen with you eating these!!! (Yummy!)

Cynthia

Reviewed on August 23, 2008
Excellent write about Zuchinis: love 'em, myself, but how many ways can you cook it? LOL Well done, Connie, He's blessed you beyond measure!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 23, 2008
Zupper write lol, and I am sure you will enjoy all of these treats when the cold winds blow and we see the snow.
Fee

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on August 23, 2008
:>) Louisa

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on August 23, 2008
lol. Liz


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