I have mastered an art
of many a mother
I just did it longer
than any other

For four decades
and then add a few years
I overcame something
that most men dost' fear

By now, I ‘m refreshing
with my eyes closed, resentment
detecting the need,
within seconds, this excrement

I usually comment, not again, how?
Returning with smile and taking a bow...
For it seems this art that incubates some
unveils and presents from all sizes of bums!

Some of these masterpieces,
Get caught up in creases
While others, chef-d’oeuvre,
are classics of grapes,
rolling around and getting smeared
in my drapes!

I am an investor of Proctor and Clark
This forty -plus year task, I chose to embark
My returns were reaped in speedy solution,
the changes I made of this utter pollution

With a lay and a lift of my little vipers
I swath and I clean with wetting one wipers
And, Ya know what?,
just maybe one more week...
And I’ll be done with these
friggen’diapers!

(I refuse to do this for my children's children!)

Copyright 2006
KimmyVan Kooten