Once in a while I’ll cook me a Fryer Just for a change of pace... I set my oven on a chicken lickin’ simmer just in time for a special little dinner
On one particular day I think it was May...? When my adolescent brat said...Mom? What is that? Pointing at the end of his rear... I said in return Why, that’s the best of the bird! and continued with what I was doing...
Came time to eat Everyone’s got a seat While carving, I heard her exclaim! Mom, Mom...! I want the best of the bird! So with this and then... that delectable portion I served
Since that May evening, not giving it rest From this day forward, when I served that request... We came up with a name, we called her instead Not Liz, or Lizzy, not even Beth We just plain call her...our
Cute! Such a sense of humor! I remember the day when my step son complained of a pain in his side. I checked him out in a very serious attitude and pronounced that he was fit to go on to school and told him he was just having pains in his gizzard! LOL He was sure hoping that this pain would buy him if not one day then several days home so he could miss some test. LOL He still complained at times that his gizzard is bothering him! Very well done Kimmy!
LOLOL, this is so cute, Kimmy! You're a cool mom!
Love,
CJ
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on November 9, 2006
Funny, poor girl. But I like the humor. Excellent. Victor
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on November 9, 2006
Cute, very Cute! lol, Holly
Reviewed by Liz Wilson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 9, 2006
OK so does anyone know the number for the child abuse hotline??? See what I had to go through growing up???? NOT NICE MOMMY!!
But it was very funny until I realized you were talking about me.
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A great poetic narrative, it simply made me smile!!
But it was cute though.
Smiles,
From the Heart of an Artist Quiet Storm
Love,
CJ
But it was very funny until I realized you were talking about me.