My list goes on and on,And the results
keep going wrong...
Our little ones highchair has two front legs but it seems their on the back and the back ones face the front Her new little toy we just bought lays lying in a hump The lawn mower we just got has never mowed or cut The oil was put in one hole that was so obviously labeled GAS and the gas went in the oil side, Now it will never cut my grass! The seed we planted yesterday was spread on top of leaves And more than likely it won’t grow cuz’ it was planted under trees
Haphazard appurtenances Jerry-rigged appliances My list goes on and on And the results keep going wrong I’ve look around and all I’ve found, so many odd projections All because the men in my house refuse to read directions! I hope you enjoyed my funny but now I’ve got to say I just got a phone call For my honey’s lost his way!
YOU are totally funny Women! I'm Keeping this!
Off to my Vault it goesssssssss!
Reading it reminded me of Tim Allen, Mr. Fix it
AFter he destroyed it LOL
Your a laugh a mint. Sweet Kim~
Do you show em' HOW to use his cell too? lol
YOu like challenges huh, Alright- GOOD Luck! :)
WArm HuGs,Sheeexoox
A wonderful recounting of how things go... or not! - in your household, Kimmy. I am sooooooooo glad that it's not only me and mine that live this way. But we learn to make quirk work, right? Nothin more satisfyin than rewriting the plans of designers and manufacturers, after all! :)) Good one! K xx
Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
Instructions Kimmy what are those. This one was so ensightful and enjoyable to read.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
Who needs instructions. I never need them or read them, until I surrender, that it is quicker and vastly cheaper to read those elongated instructions...
Took me years to realise that speed does not equate with a good job done..
Buy your honey a GPS receiver, it does not require gas or oil so he can't mess it up...as for the lawnmower, well there are ways to fix it, but it might just mess it up further...I am thankful for Rene, she is Miss Fix-it round here...she has more tools than I have ever seen a woman possess...LOL, Ed
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
Oh how cute your poem is! Love Holly
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
Loved your last line. Seems misfortune is you home address. Chin up, tomorrow will bw fine. Victor
Reviewed by Tamara Perlin (Reader)
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
Now this one is more my language. But my horse is of a different color. (Just a shade or two lighter.) You see, we buy our things already *$%&ed up, curse it to the *$%ed up men who made it, and return it. AND I too am the "Audible Key Handler!" Yours truly, your daughter.
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Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part II is adult literature featuring adult language and situations that satirizes thirteen famous novellas and short stories. It is Jay Dubya's sixteenth ebook.
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Chrissy
Loved it.
Love,
CJ
Off to my Vault it goesssssssss!
Reading it reminded me of Tim Allen, Mr. Fix it
AFter he destroyed it LOL
Your a laugh a mint. Sweet Kim~
Do you show em' HOW to use his cell too? lol
YOu like challenges huh, Alright- GOOD Luck! :)
WArm HuGs,Sheeexoox
Took me years to realise that speed does not equate with a good job done..
Eaten that humble pie many times every year...
Sighhhhhhhh!!
Love Tinka
ET
LOL
kool write Kimmy enjoyed much
Love & Peace
William
Rusty