Yep, they surely do feel the way utters look...did the same thing for 24mos...happy I did to this day too!
Whew...could not and would not want to imagine a cow's utters though, but Sandie is right surely they do get and feel the sense of release if you just thank about it!
Heee, heee~this one was good Kimmy and only you would have thought of it!
Sincerely,
From the Heart....straight from it too!
Reviewed by Tamara Perlin (Reader)
Reviewed on December 23, 2006
Just like YOU, to write a MOO! Emerson nice Tits!! LOL!!!
~MUAH~
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on December 23, 2006
Kimmy, that's precious! Please keep that sense of humor going, and Merry Christmas to you!
I loved this..oh my gosh...you don't look old enough to have eleven children my dear, you are as beautiful on the outside as I am sure you are on the inside...great humorous write, you sound like a wonderful mother. Enjoyed this much.
Blessings and Merry Christmas,
Joyce Bowling
Reviewed by John Van Kooten (Reader)
Reviewed on December 21, 2006
dear kim this is really cute but that last sentce does not fit from where i look love you happy clown
This is a clever and humorous (with a serious vein) juxtapose between the cow and, what I have come to believe to be, in the last few months, one of the greatest mothers ever.
It brought many grins to my otherwise perplexed, and thought twisted face. It is the best way for the baby I believe, as far as the nutrients and everything else needed for the immune system is concerned.
It is sad life. I know the feeling of being too heavy and bloated in the udders and then you wish to find ways to release...and that is exactly what the cows feel. I think by going up to the machines it helps them feel much released and lighter. However...I think they would rather still have that "human touch" so they would feel more valuable about themselves.
Sad life for the cows!!!!!....:(
Wishing you a Wonderful Christmas and the Merriest Happy New Year!!!!!
This is so clever, Kimmy. Would it be appropriate to say HOLY COW, right now? 11 children? Whew. I actually have udders, but never nursed any babes, though I probably could have fed the neighborhood if I had ever given birth. I have thought about the cows on many an occasion, what a sad and boring life they must lead. The only reason they even allow the milking machines, I believe, is that they are sore because they are so swollen with milk and if they don't come into the milking barn, they won't get fed. I think that even though I have been given udders to tote around my entire life, I would much rather be me than a dairy cow. Mooooooooooooo!
You have at 6:23 sitting here by myself given me my first laugh of the day and I thank you for it. This is a wonderful poem of motherhood with a lightheartness that is both human and touching. The images for example of the cold steel on the poor cows tits as compared to the warm lips of a child are sweet indeed. As for you being flat chested, that may be so but looking at your profile pic (yes sorry I had to check) you are a beautiful woman who wears the smile of a Mona Lisa which no doubt is from being a mother. Thank you for sharing this lovely poem.
Fee
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Yep, they surely do feel the way utters look...did the same thing for 24mos...happy I did to this day too!
Whew...could not and would not want to imagine a cow's utters though, but Sandie is right surely they do get and feel the sense of release if you just thank about it!
Heee, heee~this one was good Kimmy and only you would have thought of it!
Sincerely,
From the Heart....straight from it too!
~MUAH~
Ted
Blessings and Merry Christmas,
Joyce Bowling
Chrissy
help little Kimmy
mother or eleven
Moo along dear one!!
love Tinka
This is a clever and humorous (with a serious vein) juxtapose between the cow and, what I have come to believe to be, in the last few months, one of the greatest mothers ever.
It brought many grins to my otherwise perplexed, and thought twisted face. It is the best way for the baby I believe, as far as the nutrients and everything else needed for the immune system is concerned.
Light and Wisdom ...
Richard Lloyd Cederberg
Sad life for the cows!!!!!....:(
Wishing you a Wonderful Christmas and the Merriest Happy New Year!!!!!
Lots of love,
Sandie May Angel :o)
Take care,
Sherry
Rusty
Fee
hehehe...Wheres the milkshakes?? hehe