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Affray In The Leu
by Kimmy Van Kooten → (All Poetry by Kimmy Van Kooten)
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Once you find its tune, you'll be singing it in your head all day! LOL!

Affray in the leu, affray in the leu with paper all a strew amid the graffuttied stalls . . . One hell of a drunken brawl! Men on their knees, cursing at the freaks Bawling and crawling out from wasted men in doubt, . . .as to who spoke to the blonde, first One says she�s his, and that he kissed her first! The other says he�s a swiz, a cheat and a flirt! Another kicks and hollers, the jerk The other fists and pollers, the pig! . . .and the blonde, she just shook it off. . . his wig Tee hee. . . Affray in the leu, affray in the leu with paper all a strew amid the graffuttied stalls Totally abashed and led out the door, barred! Copyright 2007 Kimmy Van Kooten

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Reviews of "Affray In The Leu"

Reviewed by Dale Clark

Reviewed on August 22, 2007

hmmmm should there be "Affray In The Leu"
lol well...don't know but it is too funny.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on August 20, 2007

Deliughtful offering!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on August 19, 2007

Delightful write
Stay safe Kimmy...

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)

Reviewed on August 19, 2007

cute. Lady J

Reviewed by George Thompson

Reviewed on August 19, 2007

Good play on words with a melodious tinge to it. Enjoyed! lol

George

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on August 19, 2007

My take is that Reg went to the toilet?

Ron

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper

Reviewed on August 19, 2007

Can't find its tune, but it sound cute and funny.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 19, 2007

Affray in the leu, affray in the leu
with paper all a strew
amid the graffuttied stalls
. . . One hell of a drunken brawl!

Now this has the makins of a marvelous country song!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on August 19, 2007

And Baloo can swing it with any monkey!!!!!!!
Georg

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on August 19, 2007

Tooooo funny.

Fee

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)

Reviewed on August 19, 2007

Oh Kimmy, here in Malta it is early morning and what a way to begin the day but to have a great laugh over your poem. I'm sure I'll find the tune. Victor

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