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Rip it!
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Hey honey...we need a new refrigerator!

Okay, so we use
The refrigerator
That was the one
In the house we bought
But frankly lately
It is dripping
And on the coldest setting spot
So when it dies we want
To have a new one
In its place
But get this
The cupboard is too low
So hubby grabbed a saw
And ripped its wooden face
Scraps were flying
Pounding was heard singing
And soon, there was more room
Now we can buy a new cold chest
The ripping is all done
The only hang up we now have
Is finding the money...
Gee, I've spoiled all the fun...




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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
A slice of "real" life in these verses, Lynn. You may have "spoiled the fun" but your poem makes up for that. Love and peace. Regis


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