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Suckstobeme
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the joys of being a fifty something female...

Up early in the morning
Can't sleep at all
Menopause and hot flashes
Drive me up the wall

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 Reviews of "Suckstobeme"
Reviewed on March 23, 2005
Right into life Lynn. I'm going through a mid life crises now. Whoopi Goldberg said that we get real sensitive in old age. She seems to be right because tears seems to flow easier. When I wrote that poem about my dad I almost cried. I hold on to one letter and the only letter he ever wrote me. lifes funny. G

Reviewed on March 13, 2005
I heard a good Tequilla helps

Reviewed by Koty Lapid
Reviewed on March 12, 2005
Very nice expression of a very nasty thing.

Reviewed on March 12, 2005
cute little write; well done, lynn! :)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Sandy Knauer
Reviewed on March 12, 2005
Let me guess, you wrote this at three in the morning? (smile)
I keep hoping for hot flashes - I wake up chilled to the bone and can't sleep again until July. Either way prettymuchsucks I'm sure ;-)
Cute little picture you've painted here.


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