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Die washing dishes?
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no please anything but...

Wash wash wash
Wash wash
The dishes

Visions of me
Standing there
Thinking I have
Not a care

Thump thump
The heart
Plugs the pump
Into the soap suds
I slump

No not the way to go
Washing dishes
No No No!

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 Reviews of "Die washing dishes?"
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on April 12, 2005
very realistic poem

Reviewed on March 23, 2005
Cute poetic spin on something most of us hate, especially the guys Lynn. Your poems are honest and fit right into life. You're right about that parent thing, but it is a force hard to defeat, especially when you;re young. I handle it better now in my old age. G

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 20, 2005
When 16 my 2nd job was washing dishes for a diner...
My teenagers wash dishes here, or no allowance..
How did I miss this?
x0x0x0x0x0x

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 19, 2005
You express well the drudgery of such a task. Thank you for sharing. Love and peace. Regis

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 17, 2005
it wouldn't be all that bad, at least you'd be surrounded by bubbles ;)

Reviewed by Mary Quire
Reviewed on March 16, 2005
I feel your pain. At least, I used to. I have a dishwasher now. Nothing more to say but Yippeee!

M.Rose

Reviewed by Sherry Gibson
Reviewed on March 15, 2005
Lynn, I can think of a lot of ways I might go out at the end, but I promise you, washing dishes isn't going to be one of them! lol I enjoyed your write.

Sherry

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on March 15, 2005
Don't ask for that...I have been running a mom and pop diner and waitress and do dishes 40 hours a week...don't ask for it...that is why I wrote this...I had a dish washing nightmare!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 15, 2005
I think I'll show this poem to my wife - since she makes me do them!

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on March 15, 2005
Oh, I hate it so too. However, this makes me think of a quote Steven Curtisl Lance used on one of his pages here: "I want death to find me planting my cabbage" - Michel Eyquem De Montaigne (1553-1592) French Philosopher, Essayist
My life has been so crazy, sometimes I think a good year of washing dishes would me well. ;-) ~~Nordette

Um, yes, God. I know you heard that. No, I am not putting in a request for boredom or a more mundane life. I'll take the roller coaster ride as long as You've got the controls.

Reviewed by Koty Lapid
Reviewed on March 14, 2005
Nice poem for washing dishes... I liked it...

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 14, 2005
I use paper plates, no more clean up, just drop em in the trash...no chance to drown in soapy scummy water...LOL! ed

Reviewed by Dave Harm
Reviewed on March 14, 2005
It does seem at times, that washing dishes is a 24-7 job... man, what a way to go...


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