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Biker Babe
by Lynn Barry → (All Poetry by Lynn Barry)
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I used to ride a bike...

I used to ride a bike all day
A whole nine miles I would pedal
Once at the beach
I'd swim my cares away
Then nine miles back
Give me a medal
Hubby reminds me that that was then
And this is now, take it slow
The legs were young and flexible
These days they don't wanna go
The first time I went up a hill
I had to walk the bike
I thought I was having a heart attack
Even so, I kept up with the hike
I finally got back on the thing
And really took it easy
I may be older, that's a fact
But it didn't make me queasy

-Confessions of a biker babe
   

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 Reviews of "Biker Babe"
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 30, 2005
I think we all will just keep getting older?
Use to love my new Swhin bike.
At least your still riding Lynn...
Lurve ya! Cuzz......

Reviewed by Mary Quire
Reviewed on May 30, 2005
It's amazing how gravity has increased in the last ten years or so, isn't it? For some reason, I don't remember the hills being quite as steep.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on May 30, 2005
i use to do 23 miles a day, three times a week ... now i do 3 miles a day 23 times a year ... not getting any easier ...

Reviewed by Marjorie Coogle (Reader)
Reviewed on May 29, 2005
Hey, I know the feeling. Went shopping for the day and had to come home early.
Marjorie

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 29, 2005
Hey. Great stuff. I just came back from cycling around the mountain here (okay this is not a huge mountain but it is twelve kilometers - whatever that is in miles) and it is a long way to come back up here. And no, it's not getting any easier. Thus. I relate to what you write here and I thank you for sharing this offering. Love and peace to you. Regis

Reviewed by E. Richardson
Reviewed on May 29, 2005
heheheh...this is thoroughly enjoyable...something easily related to unless you are below the age of 30. Splendid work, Lynn


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