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Sometimes it doesn't pay to leave the computer room...

It is about ten degrees I went out and did freeze I might start to wheeze Which will bring on a sneeze And knock me to my knees 'Cause they always come in threes And my chest will then seize All because it is ten degrees

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Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on February 10, 2006

Very clever, Lynn, you got a big chuckle out of me. This made me recall those cold days and nights when I lived in Ohio..B-r-r-r-r-r
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Joyce Hale

Reviewed on February 9, 2006

<grin> I empathize! Fast and furious - the message is stay inside! Well-done, Lynn. Peace.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on February 9, 2006

Lynn: STAY IN THE HOUSE!!!!!! It's gotta be warmer than being outside. :)

BRRRRRRRRR. Hope it warms up soon--an adorable little write.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Cles Wilson

Reviewed on February 9, 2006

Lynn, how cute. I loved this.

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