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Perfect Pita
by Lynn Barry → (All Poetry by Lynn Barry)
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Pick a pack a perfect pita


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Pick a pack
A perfect pita
Are bagged on top
Of the fridge
Stick a bunch
Of salad in them
You just haven't lived
Until you try
What I've perfected
After tons of flops
I don't lie
Some weighed more than
A one pound loaf
And some were even
Rejected by a fly
I made some today
That are oh so good
They make me want to cry
So, pick a pack a
Perfect pita
I've told you
The reasons why


Thanks to Buckwheat Pete for the great recipes. The poem is referring to a white rice pita recipe I used.


  

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 Reviews of "Perfect Pita"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 1, 2006
Deliciously presented, Lynn. Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on March 12, 2006
delicious~

Reviewed on March 11, 2006
Sounds soooo good!
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on March 11, 2006
intersting write

Reviewed by Phillip Hardy
Reviewed on March 11, 2006
Very reminiscent of something but I can't put my pickled pepper on it. It is about time someone paid tribute to this marvelous, underrated flatbread. Well done.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 11, 2006
At first I thought it said, perfect pity..
Silly me?
Love go0d cooks.
Lurve ya!
Cuzz I dooooooooo.........

Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on March 11, 2006
How can one resist calling this a tasty poem? Love the rhythm and the subject.


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