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Cheese out of cashews? What?
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Every day I learn something new...

Food sensitivities
Encourage me to explore
How to make substitutes
And not pay more to a store
I can not believe
I can make cheese out of nuts
But I can and I will
With cashews and gelatin, What's
The matter with that
Don't you think that I can, Well
I will and I'll be back
To do a show and tell



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 Reviews of "Cheese out of cashews? What?"
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on October 18, 2006
ROFL...go for it.
This is a clever poem...

Elizabeth

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on October 17, 2006
You can!
I'll have to give a sample to
my pet mouse at the door where
she knows better than to enter my house.
I'm sure your cheddercashews will be
a hit.
x0x0x0x

Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on October 17, 2006
lol and I hope you share the method when you do.
It's amazing how that old idiom 'Necessity is the father of invention' still holds true.
Chanti


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