I thought I saw a streak
Run across the kitchen floor
Last night I put down sticky paper
In case a mouse got through the door
This morning there was no mouse
And no sticky paper too
I don't know what became of it
What am I to do
Take a flashlight and poke around
What will I discover
A mouse stuck on a sticky thing
With hate for me making
His tiny heart flutter
I guess I'll wait until I smell
Something rotting somewhere
Until then I will eat out
This sticky situation
Is more than I can bear
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a
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Cute poem about it, though, Lynn!
Love,
CJ
but NO!!! you've got to go and get some sticky
paper.
Love ya anyway cuzz your the best!