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Rod Stewart lookalike
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What is happening to me...


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Something is happening
To me, it's weird
I looked in the mirror
And the worst I feared
I don't look like me
I look like someone else
I think it's Rod Stewart
With large breasts
Above the belt


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 Reviews of "Rod Stewart lookalike"
Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Great poem.Nice sense of humor

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Do you shave as well...e

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
I really dig his music...
Like George said, wake up
and come back as the sweet
Lynn me love cuzz your loveable..
Talk later Rodney.......

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
i agree with steve, i see my mom every day

Reviewed by x x (Reader)
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
Cute! Sometimes it's my dad lookin back at me, I'll trade ya! :-)

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on February 20, 2007
I compliment you on you grand endowment but not a look alike to Rod Stewart. Go back to sleep and loose that nightmare.


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