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Beach ball belly
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Where's the beach?


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Experiencing food intolerance
Is a daily battle
What does this one do
That one makes me rattle
I drank a glass of
Grape juice today
And my stomach
Looks like a beach ball
You don't say
So give me some sun block
And head me the right way
If you can't beat it
Get to a beach and say, "hey"


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 Reviews of "Beach ball belly"
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 25, 2007
For a guy, the gut is a roof over his other important toy like is the garage over his car...Ed

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on February 23, 2007
Joselyn,
Thank you SO Much! Love ya

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on February 23, 2007
LYNN You need to write a book of inspiration for Women NO PEOPLE your poems give me laughter, tears, things to poonder. But most of all always a blessing to read and visit your den.

peace & LOTS OF BLESSINGS,
Joselyn

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 23, 2007
I love your attitude, Lynn. Best wishes with love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed on February 23, 2007
It is always an indeed pleasure to read such fine well written artistic work. I love coming out to my favorite den where you all inspire me so much every day. What I read share and know is such a wonderful view. Stay focused and always write on.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 23, 2007
Your on a rool again..
Just don't drink it...
x0x0x0x

Reviewed on February 23, 2007
i have a beach ball belly, too; i can relate. but it's not due to food intolerance; had a colostomy; still recovering from that.

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

love the poem; very cute!

Reviewed by Art Hernandez
Reviewed on February 23, 2007
A nice work...
enjoyed ...

Art Sun....

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on February 23, 2007
My mum has, well here its coeliac, gluten free diet, but she never stops being happy...


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