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Paternity vs security
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I heard a little bit
About an assassination attempt
The Vice President was the target
But the stations were busy, I bet
With wondering who the father
Is to Anna Nicole's Dannielynn
Until they find this out
Most other news won't get in
Our minds are used to soap operas
I admit this describes me well
I watch that Maury Povich show
Who's your daddy, let the DNA tell
 

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Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 1, 2007
All the so called Daddy's want is
the money. They could care less about
the baby.
I want important stuff like, will
Hillary be the next press, is Elvis
still dead, is there really an Easter Bunny,
gas isn't going up again is it?
Thanks for always sharing your wit Lynn..
Lurve ya!

Reviewed on March 1, 2007
Wow this is just splendid. When we write exactly the way we want and how we exactly feel then we all can relate or feel it. it is always an indeed pleasure to read your poetry especially ones with so much meaning and easy to understand. Keep writing and nevaer stop. Love Aleja Bennett.

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on March 1, 2007
All I know is that I haven't had a phone call from my daughter since all this happened...She is totally engrossed in the courtroom antics, I think if anything good comes out of this, I might end up with a lawyer in the family! LOL!
Crazy, isn't it?
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on March 1, 2007
I'm sure all this fuss about Anna Nicole will be shoved aside once mmore important news breaks. You know, like where Winnie the Poohed. lol
Rusty


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